Thursday, December 16, 2004
Enjoy Your Cookies Kids
Yes, I actually baked damn cookies for my daughters 1st daycare XMAS party tomorrow. And boy did I bake a bunch of them. Of course I didn't make them from scratch like most good and perfect mothers would have. No, I am friends with the Pillsbury Doughboy you see. In other words Wal-Mart had them 2 packs of 24 cookies for $5.00. They are quite good though. There are only 10 kids in her whole class so hopefully 48 cookies will feed all of those little shits.Tomorrow is actually my company Christmas LUNCH. Yes I said Christmas L-U-N-C-H. No after hours party for us..nope, can't have any of that mess. I have a co worker who dresses up each year and they let him have like an hour to make fun of every stupid fuck in the room including myself. He dresses up like you would imagine a REDNECK SANTA and this is what we call him. He dogs everyone out at least once and maybe for 5 or 10 minutes if he really dislikes you. It is usually pretty hilarious. No one is safe, not even the president of the company. Last year he wore a nice trucker hat, some camoflauge pants, big hiking boots, a flannel shirt and had a Marlboro hanging out of his mouth. He is already as country as country gets and when I say country, I mean country like backwoods still uses a outhouse and a pine cone to whipe his ass. He prepares for this stunt for weeks in advance so I am looking forward to that. I probably should wear a Depends in case he makes me piss on myself which all of you that have had a child know is not hard to do. I am just looking forward to see what pussies will get all pissy because he made fun of them and hurt their feelings. We always have at least one person that whines like a big titty baby afterward and gets their feelings all hurt.
Just had a very stressful dinner. I actually cooked tonight which is a miracle in itself..it took me like 45 minutes to cook and then we all sit down to eat and my daughter refused everything I tried to put in her little bitchyfied mouth. She has never totally refused to eat anything. I was totally freaked out and crying because she would take a bite and spit it out and cry. Do you think she was trying to tell me something? Little shit.
