Monday, December 06, 2004
Please Don't Have Sex!!
Hello bitches and ho's. :)Welll...it is true..MOTLEY IS BACK! Did I say that already. Can you tell that I am damn excited about it? I am damn excited about it. I told everyone at work today and they all looked at me like I was nutso. I am a little nutso. I don't care. I love them. I watched their new video for If I Die Tomorrow. It was pretty fly I must say. Anyway, enough about that. I will keep my excitment to myself. (my ebay username is motleysixxchick) WOOHOO!!
Ok. I am seriously in trouble folks. My teenage step son who is 6'2 blonde hair and very cute is IN LOVE. DID YOU HEAR ME? In love. Jeezus. See he has been dating this blonde haired very hot chick that plays basketball named Lindsay. He has been "with" her for about a month or a little less. Of course they can't date or anything yet because he is 14 and has no fly ass ride but I am really freaking out. People, I lost my virginity at 15 years old. My husband thinks that his son is TOO SMART to have sex and he WOULD NEVER do that is what he says. I say bullshit. If he had a hot blonde telling him she loved him he would be hitting that. We (Monty and I) actually let him go to the football game with her this weekend. He was gone for about 6 hours people. We dropped him off at her house at 4:00 and her parents brought him home at 10:15. Do you realize what they could have done in 6 hours? I just will die. I am constantly telling him, Spencer don't have sex..don't do it, don't, don't don't but if you do PPLLLEASSSEE protect yourself. He says to me, I am not going to do that Stephanie and looks at me like a retard. Yes, the same way I looked at my dad and said "No, Daddy I am not having sex" knowing damn well I was. My husband thinks just because he didn't get laid for the first time till he was 18 that this means no one else does either. I know 15 is way too young but I swear to gawd that all my friends and most people I knew had done it long before me. I was what they call a "late bloomer". That is scary shit. Of course in Dickson there is nothing better to do than go to parties in a field and have sex with your boyfriend. I seriously don't know if I can do this. Ashtin will be next and she is 12 and a TOTAL HELLION CHILD. McKenna is 16 months so at least I don't have to worry about her for a while. Please tell me if it is legal to lock my step son in his room and force him to be a PRIEST and dump this biatch. No, I can't do that can I? Boy are we in for it. Especially tonight after I looked at his binder for school and it had a big note stuck in the little front plastic piece that said "I LOVE YOU ALWAYS SPENCER, LOVE LIZZIE"
Help. I seriously think I may cry....hard.
1 Comments:
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Katy Barzedor commented at 9:03 AM~
All I can say is. . .add lots of salt peter to the boy's meals, and you can sleep easier.
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