Thursday, December 09, 2004
Santa is Gross
Much better day today but still not as perfect as I would have liked. Woke up to pouring rain AGAIN. And like I said before, we close school around here for rain people. Several counties are closed today. Crazy ass hillbillies.I kind of just got over my madness yesterday before taking it out on that certain someone. It seemed to work much better than my usual agging it on. Maybe I should try to just get over shit more often. I would probably live a lot longer huh? My middle name is STRESS. I stress about everything. I get it from my dad who is the most stressed and nervous person I know. More on him later too. Wow, I will never shut up will I?
Anyway, I was just thinking to myself that the picture of my daughter with Santa Clause that we had made last Saturday is absolutley GROSS. These have to be the worst damn pictures any child has ever had made with Santa. First of all because my daughter failed to smile. See she just decided that since mommy has taken about 5000 pictures of her since she has been on this earth (16 months) that she will not smile for shit. She is sitting in the lap of Santa with this look on her face like "I am so tired of this, please leave me alone." The main reason it is gross is because Santa looks like he just escaped from the Rutherford County Jail. Santa was one ugly mug. He has the lovely yellow sideburns that DO not blend well with the fake white beard. I guess the reason they are yellow is from all the crack he has been smoking. Of course the cheapest "Santa Package" was $24.99. This included 1 5X7, 2 3 1/2 x5 and 8 WALLETS. Yes people I am a total dumbass. I could have had my husband dress up as Santa and stuck her in his lap and took a picture myself for free. Oh well. Another lesson learned in the many more to come dealing with motherhood.
By the way, I am serious about taking 5000 pictures of my daughter. Isn't that nuts. I think I am obsessed with the child. I am pretty sure everyone else does to.
