Monday, January 03, 2005
Back to Work Bitches
Uhh. I really cannot believe after all the marvelous days off I have had that I had to come in this place today. I soooo was not ready so I am going to be a bitch today. On top of that it is going to be a busy day. I like to be busy but not so busy that I can't keep my shit in order. Since I have had a child my mommy brains are BAD. Seriously, sometimes I feel like I have alzheimer's. It scares me because before I gave McKenna all my brain cells which there weren't many to begin with but I could remember EVERYthing. I was a super organized biatch. Now I am lucky to make it out the door in the morning with my purse & my child without forgetting one or the other.This is also my first day without my at work husband. :( I hope he had fun driving 30 more minutes in the gawd awful Nashville traffic to get to work. I miss him already. I know he is plotting to take my other co-worker with him. Lance is my buddy..not really an at work husband even though he listens to my bitchy self all day. He is soo freaking funny and sings me songs like "Deearr Penis", anything Dave Chappell and keeps me entertained all day. He used to be a lot more tolerant of my dumb stories but he recently had a baby girl who is 6 months old now and is not sleeping through the night so he just kind of gazes at me now like he really doesn't give a shit what I am saying but knows that if he says that to me that I will punch him in the nads. My other co-worker Joshua (shout out! who has my web site address so I have to say nice things about him) got promoted on Thursday when my at work husband left. He will now be selling the product I sell giving him an opportunity to make much more $$. Congrat's to you my lovely sweetums. I am lucky to work with people that I like a lot. We have a lot of fun. Damn, it sure does make the day pass faster. So Lance, if you are reading this..don't even think about leaving to go be with my ex at work husband. If you do I will seriously have to get ugly and you know how ugly I can get. Be scared.
Hope you all had a wonderful New Year. This year better be better than last or I am going to be fucking pissed the fuck off. DO you hear ME? PISSED OFF!!!!
