Monday, January 10, 2005
Bi-Fucking Weeklys
So since I am a Sales Whore every other Monday morning at 9 fucking AM my boss makes me meet with him to do whats called a bi-weekly. He does this with everyone on my team but luckly their meetings are on Tuesdays, Wednesdays & Thursdays. I am the lucky one to get Monday morning. Can I just tell you that these meetings suck total and complete assholes. I absolutley have been dreading it all morning. In this meeting I get to go over all my leads and what is going to close and what isn't and have my DAILY CALL average thrown in my face. Yes, he takes our phone calls and email contacts for the last 2 week period and averages it and if you don't have at least 40 calls a day you are fucked. Well guess what? I have already averaged mine so I could prepare myself for the ass chewing and just guess what my average is.39.999999999
So, you can bet I will get my ass chewed because it is not 40.
In one of my recent bi weekly meetings I had admitted to being a slacker for the past 2 weeks. In sales we go through something called burnt-the-fuck-out. All of us go through it once and a while and so I decided I would be up front and honest and just tell him that I had been a slacker and that it would not happen again. Oh hell no. BIG mistake. He looked at me and told me that he would trust me that this would not happen again. See, he is the biggest fucking slacker of all..he makes 4 to 5 calls a day. Keep in mind, he has to sell just like me. I compete with him but yet his boss doesn't give him a motherfucking bi weekly so he can do whatever he wants. Everytime I walk in his office he is on espn.com. I am not kidding. Every single time. He never does shit. His call average is 2 a day...no where close to 40 is it?
One of these days I am going to cuss or punch him in the mouth or something. It could be today. In the meantime, I get to look forward to a 9am meeting with my studdering, spitting half witt boss every other MONDAY morning. Going in now..wish me luck.
3 Comments:
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Cece Martinez commented at 9:56 AM~
UGH. What a DICKHEAD.
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Random and Odd commented at 12:26 AM~
I love how you can use the word 'fucking' all the time and I still never get sick of reading it on your page.
YOU ROCK! I wish I could be just fucking like you.
But, i'm a wussy.
Note to self: Be more like Mrs. Pissy Britches in the coming year!-
Pissy Britches commented at 8:17 AM~
I'm such a potty mouth. This is where I take out my frustrations so please bare with me! Something about saying "fucking" makes me feel better.
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