Wednesday, January 26, 2005
Got Any Rollin Papers Maan...
This is what you overhear at the local gas station where I live.I stopped to get gas this afternoon and went in to pay and there was this ignorant ass redneck stupid fuck in front of me. He gets up to the cashier man and ask him "Yeh, Uhh, do yall have rollin' papers here maaaan?"
I seriously had to turn around and look out the window. This man had to be at least 35. As I was saying dumb fuck, dumb fuck, dumb fuck under my breath...
The cashier man replies "Well, no we don't have rolling papers here, those are illegal but we have cigarette papers"
You should have seen this genius. He must have turned 50 shades of red. "Yeh, I mean, well, that is what I meeeant to say siir."
GAWD DAMN are you stupid boy? Don't you know there is a State Trooper just sitting right here on Interstate 65 just waiting for your stupid ass to drive by. The fucking cashier probably called in your license plate number. Rollin' papers. Jesus.
2 Comments:
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Random and Odd commented at 2:07 AM~
Yeah, dumb ass should have known he could pick them up at the....er...yeah.
It's okay, I can't roll a doobie to save my life.-
Pissy Britches commented at 8:37 AM~
Yeh girl me either. I even got in a fight with one of my best friends when I was in high school because I soo sucked at rolling one that all the "stuff" inside fell all over her floor and she got pissed off. We got into a HUGE fist fight and didn't speak for 2 years.
Nice....
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