Monday, January 17, 2005
Help Me!
So the boys came home yesterday and I swear to god within 10 minutes of them being there my child is SICK again. I mean big ole' thick yellow green boogers & snot. I seriously cannot deal with boogers people. I know I have a child and am suppose to be accustom to all that shit but I AM NOT and I NEVER will be. Boogers totally gross me out..snot grosses me out, poop grosses me out so all of you that say "your a mom now, get over it" fuck off. I am not going to get over it because the only nose I want to pick is mine and the only ass I want to wipe is mine. Granted, I do it for her but that doesn't mean I have to like it.I am seriously thinking that my child poops way too damn much. Last week daycare called me saying that she had 4 bm's in about 4 hours and that her bottom was so red that it was bleeding. I almost cried but let me tell you, I have been trying for 4 or 5 days to get this bad case of poop rash cleared up but my child WON'T QUIT SHITTING long enough for it to clear. That is all she does is poo, poop and poop some more. Like 3 or 4 or 5 times a day. By this morning it was almost all clear so I told her teacher to make sure cream got applied to her bum all day..the teacher said to me "on Friday I would change her every hour and put cream on but she just wouldn't STOP POOPING" I said YES I KNOW. Isn't it nice to have to have the child that shits all day long. I love you McKenna, more than anything but PLEASE stop pooping all the time!
So, now I will be changing shitty diapers and whiping snotty nose all week.
Can you say YA RAH! Fuck.
5 Comments:
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letti commented at 11:23 AM~
eek..reading about all the bloggers or their kids having blobzilla boogers and icky tissue papers is giving me a scratchy throat..now where did i put those zinc lozenges??
letti-
Pissy Britches commented at 2:15 PM~
Yes, kids are gross. Not as gross as I thought but still pretty gross.
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Random and Odd commented at 7:58 PM~
You got a new template! I LOVE IT!
I hate boogers too. I found SOMEONE in my house is wiping them on the seat of the car!
GUHHHH-ROOOOOOOWWWWSSSSS-
Pissy Britches commented at 8:11 PM~
Oh god, thank you! I have been working on this shit all night. I couldn't stand anymore of that other shit. I think I finally got you guys added to my LINKS thing too but the shit keeps disappearing so I did as many as I could and logged off!
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Pissy Britches commented at 8:32 PM~
Shit I am sitting here cracking up because I just realized that you said you found out someone was whiping boogers on the seat of your car. God that is some funny shit. Well I would probably throw up and then laugh.
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