Tuesday, January 04, 2005
I'm Tired Too Dammit
So tell me why it is that the one night I am freakin tired as shit that my husband decides he wants to go to bed at 8:30 so I have to get all the kids shit together and baths, and blah blah blah. I want to go to sleep. He never comes to bed till like midnight but NOOOO not tonight.I even cooked dinner tonight. I think I have mentioned before that I hate to cook so since Monty gets home a lot earier than me he usually cooks. Well he ask me tonight if I wanted to gather up all the hell children and go out to dinner. I looked at him like he had lost his fucking marbles and said "I ain't taking all this mess(kids) out anywhere" He did not like that answer so I had to get my ass up off the couch and cook my damn self. I started cooking at 6:10 and that shit was on the table by 6:30. Tuna Helper, Crescent Rolls & Green Beans baby. I know, GROSS but kids love it and it is quick. You can bet if I am cooking it is gonna have the word "HELPER" in it or we will be having cereal. The sad thing is that I really hate that I hate to cook. I wish I was this fabulous cook and entertainer but the truth is I hate people in general, especially company and I love to eat out. So, what kind of wife does that make me?
I guess a pretty damn crappy one.
Why does he love thou? Who knows but I ain't changing a damn thing! If it ain't broke, don't fix it right?
5 Comments:
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Pissy Britches commented at 10:32 AM~
Oh he will pay tonight when his ass is trying to cook and feed the baby and get his kids in the bath and to bed and I am sleeping! Don't worry! I can't complain too much though because it is very unusal for him to do that. He is usually wide awake till midnight.
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Random and Odd commented at 12:40 PM~
I use to hate to cook too. I was the queen of 'helper' until my ex (who was the hubby at the time) got really high blood pressure and I had to cook low sodium. OUCH. I freaked out because everything I knew how to cook came out of a box or a can and if you looked at the % of sodium you're to have in your diet...it was like 500 times that.
I had to learn how to cook without all the salt. I did a pretty good job until I passed out making chicken one night. Dropped like a brick. Come to find out I have SUPER LOW blood pressure. I had stopped eating salt with my husband and I made MY situation worse.
So I went out and bought a salt lick.
Anyway...yeah...I love to cook now. THANKS TO PATTY LABELLE and her cookbook!!! go get it, it's wonderful!-
Pissy Britches commented at 3:27 PM~
I love Patty LaBelle. I will have to check that out! I also cannot cook it if it doesn't come in a box. I probably could but I have never tried and I don't know anyone who would want to try my experiments!
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Cece Martinez commented at 11:26 AM~
What the...YOU PASSED UP ON AN OPPORTUNITY TO EAT OUT?! I am APPALLED.
But you know...tuna helper, green beans and crescent rolls sounds really fucking good.
I must be desperate.-
Pissy Britches commented at 3:52 PM~
Actually it wasn't half ass bad. If they are hungry enough they will eat anything. I will pass up the opportunity to eat out with 3 kids anyday. I don't have the nerves for that shit.
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