Friday, January 07, 2005
Shoe Stealin' Granny!
Holy shit! I was at lunch today and had to go to Dillards to purchase my husband some new shoes for his birthday. Well, I walk in the mall at Dillards by ladies shoes and I hear this woman say "Maam, those shoes are not yours, you cant do that" I turn around and see this 70 year old woman stuffing the display shoes into her freaking purse in front of everyone. About the time I turn around she is pulling them out of her handbag because she knows she is busted. She says "no, I didn't steal them" and the lady says "yes you did, I saw you and the pair you have on your feet I saw you put those on also" the crazy lady says "no I did not, do you own this store or something" so of course I chime in and tell her that I saw her steal them because I did. So the guy that works in the shoe dept. comes over about that time and we tell him what happend and the lady just starts to walk away. She doesn't try to leave the store or anything, she just goes over to another department and starts walking around the clothes racks like a nutcase. So I followed her while the guy tried to get security to come down and she just continues to walk around acting all nuts. Security finally comes down and he goes over to her and is following her and trying to talk to her and she won't stop walking..she just keeps on walking. I think maybe she had a few loose screws. It was crazy. I walked away at that point just baffled!Maybe I can use the excuse that I am looney when I get old. Oh hell, what am I saying. If the display would fit my big caboose feet now I would probably do the same thing!
Joking..joking.
3 Comments:
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commented at 8:06 PM~
hey it's jt, I cannot believe that happened that is freakin nuts!!! maybe she had alzeimers or something! Thanks for the laugh :)
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Cece Martinez commented at 8:12 AM~
YOU RATTED HER OUT!?!
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Pissy Britches commented at 8:16 AM~
Hell yes! I ratted out that old lady. No, actually I would like to take all the credit but this other lady caught her, I just saw her also. The other lady told the nice little fat Dillards man in the ladies shoe department. I was just a witness more than anything.
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