Thursday, January 06, 2005
Shut Up Eddy
Do you have an annoying co-worker. God, I know you do. Please tell me I am not the only one.This co-worker happens to be named EDDY and he is annoying as shit. He is a total meterosexual and I mean in a totally I think he is gay way. My gaydar is usually very good but not with him. My dad is gay for god sake and I have been raised around gay men all my life but I just can't figure him out. Anyway, he is annoying as hell. He is totally conceeded and thinks he is so HOT and wants his picture posted on our web site so his customers can see what he looks like. My boss took 4 MONTHS to hire this dingass because he wanted to find the "perfect" person to do this job. So much for that shit. In the year and a half he has been here he has been late at least 75% of that time, let me explain people..we work on FLEX TIME here. We can arrive anytime between 7am-9am and we don't have to tell anyone..we just get here whenever as long as it falls between those times. Can EDDY do this..hell no. He arrives at 9:10 or 9:15. The sad thing is, he lives RIGHT across the street in an apartment complex so it literally takes him 2 minutes to get here.
The reason it is pick on this dick face day is because he is always im'ing me stupid shit and I just want to say..I am fixna block his ass again. For the 1st year he worked here I had him blocked on IM b/c he would IM me stupid shit all the time. When I came back from maternity leave I unblocked him b/c I didn't want to hurt his feelings. This morning he sent me another annoying IM asking me "Does (our boss) have on the same sweater he wore on Monday?", my reply "Eddy, shut up" Why and the fuck would you care if he wore the same shit everyday for a week? I don't get it.
When he interaccts with prospects through email or phone he talks about himself and always sends them a picture and when they reply he sends it out to the whole company that they think he is pretty. Please tell me how one motherfucker with a penis (I think) could be so annoying and have such an ego.
I seriously try very hard not to hit him and I would post his picture on here so I could make fun of him some more but I know someone would recognize him and then I would probably get fired like DOOCE did.
So, do you think I should block him? Should I block this annoying little shit out of my daily work life?
3 Comments:
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Cece Martinez commented at 11:27 AM~
uh yeah. I wanna see this guy too.
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Pissy Britches commented at 12:40 PM~
Don't wish to hard, he might look good but when his mouth opens and words come out you want to totally bitch slap him.
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commented at 7:38 PM~
BLOCK THAT ANNOYING LITTLE DUMBASS!!! This is your ex-coworker and I can't believe you unblocked him when you got back, but hold on, wait a minute, who would we have to make fun of if you didn't get his retarded ass im's it actually makes me feel better about myself and smarter to read the stupid shit he writes and thankful that I'm not that freaking stupid, don't block him and keep posting his stupid retard shit on here so we can make fun of him :)
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