Wednesday, January 12, 2005
Surreal Life 4
Ok, I love reality TV and I know I am pathetic but did any of you see the first fucking episode of the Surreal Life 4 last night on VH1? That was seriously some fucked up shit.Mini me from Austin Powers etc is one of the people on the show and he is one gross little fuck.
He got so drunk which I am sure it wouldn't take much since he is about the size of my big toe but HE GOT SO DRUNK that he got up when everyone else had just went to bed and rolled out on his little tardo scooter NAKED as hell and PISSED all in the motherfucking floor. I mean right in the corner too. It was seriously gross. I was gagging the whole time they were showing him naked. Da Brat who is another member of the house said that his penis looked like her pinky. BLAH! Can you imagine seeing a midgit penis????? I was totally grossed out. My husband was laughing so hard. You would have just had to watch it to understand the full effect of it all but good lord...he is one nasty little fucker.
I actually started watching b/c the little chick from the Go Go's that is so cute and has the little annoying voice..her name is Jane I think..I loved the Go Go's when I was a little girl. Well that damn Da Brat or whoever the fuck she is I can see is gonna piss me off because at the end of the first episode last night they showed a short recap of all the episodes that will be coming up and that stupid bitch has the nerve to say to little sweet Jane's face that she is a "has been" Oh hell naw she didun't. I seriously could be retarded here but I had never heard of "Da Brat" until her ass got a place on this show so I think she needs to shut her fucking pie hole and leave my girl alone.
Anyway, you can bet I will be watching this show cussing on my couch.
2 Comments:
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Cece Martinez commented at 10:25 AM~
Gack! My sister told me about that! She was amused though. Actually she was kind of pissed that Chyna didn't want to give up the LITTLE room to Verne. I mean. How rude! It was made all little just for him and Chyna tried to snag it! And to think I used to like her...
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Pissy Britches commented at 11:06 AM~
Yes girl. I forgot to mention her dumb ass. She is psycho. Luckily she gave in and comprimised on giving him the room but see she also arrived first in the house and did not know it was for him so she took it. Then when he whined like a bitch and said he would leave the show if she wouldn't leave the room she agreed to let him have the room but just wanted to keep her stuff in it but he said NO so she said Ok and got all her shit out and left. So, she is pyscho but at least she is entertaining. He is freakin GROSS!
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