Thursday, January 20, 2005
This Beat Is Automatic, Supersonic, Hypnotic, Funky Fresh
God, I love that damn song. One, two step. It gets me all awake and stuff. Anyway...Unfortunately, last night or shall I say this morning about 1am I woke up with the worst god awful fucking pain in my throat. No, it wasn't my husbands penis. It was from all the snot draining from my big fat nose into my big fat throat down in my big fat black smoke filled lungs. I have never felt such pain, in a while anyways. So...up I get to make the walk to the kitchen in which I dig through the cabinet for 5 minutes in the dark looking for the throat spray. Have you ever mixed chloraseptic spray with funky ass morning breath. Yeh, try getting back to sleep after that. So as my husband snored away I was wide awake moaning and grunting and feeling sorry for myself and trying to wake him up so he would feel sorry for me BUT he didn't even so much as move an inch..I got back to sleep just in time to get up and go to work at 6am. YEH!
Then I tried to get all the bad kids up as usual and the step son decides since he hasn't missed a day this year of school that today is his day. He starts whining to me about how he doesn't feel good AFTER I have been up all fucking night sick. I said "I don't give a shit, you were fine last night at 9 oclock and you are fine now.." he says "but, but, but, I haven't missed one day this year" and I say "don't argue with me, I am sick of dealing with this shit, once a week you are whining about how you don't feel good, get your ass in the shower..you are going to school" he whines some more and as I am about to beat his 6 foot 3 ass into the ground I am able to say to myself..SELF...walk away. So, I said "call your daddy and he can deal with your whiney ass."
Of course his Daddy let him stay home. I swear to god if I find one candy wrapper, glass, paper plate, ANYTHING. He is going to find out what it is like to get a good ole' ASSWHOOPIN.
My life is FUN!
By the way, today is my Daddy's birthday so I gotta give a shout. I love my daddy.
4 Comments:
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Random and Odd commented at 9:23 PM~
*roaring laughter* You're becoming the evil step mom!!
Welcome to the club of "Evil Step Monsters!"
Because I am sitting here on this computer, writing this comment on this blog, sitting in this seat and using this keyboard, I am getting the EVIL eye from the boy. He is staring at me waiting for my fingers to stop moving for 5 seconds so he can ask, "You done?"
I have managed to master 'the mom eyebrow' and I have managed to find SOME way to deal with the dejected and said, "oooohhhhhkaaaaayyyy." I get when I say, "Quit asking me that!"
I'll send you the link to my letter to God. I think It might have worked.
Kristine-
Pissy Britches commented at 3:36 PM~
That is what I should have named this site. "The Evil Stepmother"
I am sure it is already taken..it seems that everyone I know that is a stepmother HATES it. Just goes to show you that kids that aren't yours SUCK!-
Shelli commented at 1:31 AM~
"Let me see ya one two step....."
That song fucken rocks...
I'm STILL waiting to hear your idea of HELL with shellibells! LOL
Hope ya feeling better soon....mutha...umm...mutha nature (fucker)is working on her 3rd foot of snow here....
EHEM...don't worrry.....beee haapppy now *whistles*-
Random and Odd commented at 11:12 PM~
Did those children tie you up and not allow you to blog?
WHERE ARE YOU!??????
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