Monday, January 24, 2005
Totally Over It
Ok. As I have blabbed my whiney ass to you this morning about how awful of a child I have I have also blabbed to my co-workers who anonymously agree that all kids do this at one point or another..Ok..then how come you can overhear all the motherfuckers like myself say "my child will never act like that out in public"
That is what you get for thinking that shit...that is what I get for saying that to myself for the last 27 years when I didn't have a child. My husband has totally laughed at this whole situation while I have been all torn down about it.
Shit, if she does it again then I will just start to laugh at her really loud and hysterically..then everyone can look at me and think "what kind of crazy bitch is that" maybe they won't notice that she is throwing a hissy fit.
What a good solution. I should have my own talk show or something. I could always try the soap in the mouth and cold shower like Kristen did. That is some creative shit. I guess I could tie her to a tree in the backyard overnight. Just kidding people...don't send me any fucking emails about how I am a child abuser. If I abused her she would be good in public because she would know I would beat the holy fuck out of her if she didn't. I haven't put the fear of GOD in her yet. That is what the problem is.
