Thursday, February 10, 2005
Cold Weather Sucks Preachers Dicks
God bless fucking my fucking peep's in Alaska. I think yall are seriously fucking weird for living there but whatever.Yesterday it was a nice perfect 60 degrees here in the honky state of Tennessee. Today it is 20 degrees and I am sitting here freezing my nuts off..no I mean tits off..but if I had nuts they would be freezing off. You get my point.
We have yet to see any fucking snow around here that is worth a damn or that would keep me from making it to work but yet schools were closed in counties that are 50 miles from here. They are up on the plateau as the hillbilly weatherman calls it. They get more snow up yonder on the plateau.
I am what I like to call summer sick..I CANNOT WAIT for summer to get here. My husband FINALLY gave in and bought me a swimming pool last year. We didn't get it until August so we only got to swim like 3 times before it was time to cover that bitch up. Everyday when I get home the big motherfucker just stares at me...it is just sitting there looking all ugly and lonely..It is calling my name..Of course it doesn't get hot enough around here till at least May so I need to just shut my pussy ass up don't I.
I get depressed in the winter. I think it is because my nerves are so bad because I smoke less because I don't want to go outside and freeze my ass off.
9 Comments:
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Random and Odd commented at 9:26 PM~
nice fucking back yard!
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dashababy commented at 12:37 AM~
i feel your pain. winter is a bitch after awhile. at least it could get ya outta goin to work one day. i freeze my ass off smokin in the garage. i dont know if i would go out there tho if it was 20 degrees,,,, well maybe i would, oh who am i shittin??? of course i would.
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Tina commented at 12:44 AM~
I totaly agree, It depresses me to. But mine is because when It is cold I like to cuddle and there is no one to cuddle with. BUT I have found a great way to chase away the winter blues if even for a little while, take some candles and and some wine and take yourself a bubble bath. ALONE. Door locked, no phone, threaten the life of any that bother the queen in her tub.
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Pissy Britches commented at 8:28 AM~
Girl I told you I live in the country! Our yard is an acre! It is fucking huge, and a pain in the ass to mow..besides that there isn't one fucking tree in it! It sucks!
BTW..this is the pool right after it got installed in August of last year..now it actually has a deck so don't think I am total white trash ok!-
Shelli commented at 8:53 AM~
NICE ass....i mean GRASS! DAMNIT!! sticky keys ya know!
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Pissy Britches commented at 9:47 AM~
Thanks sissychong for giving my disorder a name! I have fucking seasonale depression people..don't fuck with me!
And I was lucky to get hubby to build a deck much less a solar enclosure! I have a lazy hubby ok!-
commented at 9:09 AM~
Hey, nice pool.
I don't mow. I live on the 16th floor of a downtown high-rise. Go ahead: call me a pretentious bitch ;-)
Anyway, I'm with you on the winter blahs (aka seasonal depressive disorder - thanks sissychong!). I live 6 blocks from work, but sometimes Indianapolis gets too too cold for walking, so I drive. Costs 4 fucking bucks to park. Oh, well, so I'll buy boxed wine until spring.
I love the name of this post!-
Pissy Britches commented at 2:32 PM~
Yes, I do so fuck a lot don't I. Your not the first people to notice that. I need my mouth washed out with soap don't I.
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Pissy Britches commented at 2:32 PM~
4 bucks to park..Jeezus. That sucks ass! Can't you hitch a ride or something? hahaha.
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