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Sunday, February 13, 2005

In Laws

God, they are coming to visit in 1 HOUR. I am dreading this worse than the first time I had sex.

As you can tell I do not get along with my in laws to well. My father is law is great because he is quiet and just sits here like a dead person..but WHOA..I have the mother in law from hell and I am convinced she hates me.

She is one of the ones that makes those comments..you know the ones I mean. The ones that make you want to slap her in her fat face so hard that she never speaks another word of nonsense again. She will say anything to make me feel less than perfect and then try to pretend she didn't say it. She has even went as far as to talk about my husband, yes her own son who adores her in front of me in a horrific manner. She does this because she knows I will tell him exactly what she says which is what she wants so she doesn't have to confront him to his face. I bear the burden of it all..taking care of her 2 grandchildren that aren't mine and putting up with her bitchy ass and all her weirdness. She is just the worst. Lately I have not been making myself available to go visit them so they decided to come here instead. WOO FUCKING HOO! Her excuse was to bring the kids their Valentines Day presents. Yeh, well I can't wait till this shit is over.

I guess I will go mop and finish slaving over my house making sure everything is perfect so she doesn't have anything to bitch about. I am sure she will find something.

OH MY GOD..I swear I am not making this up. As I was typing this my father in law called and said that the mother in law is sick and they would not be coming today. How fucking great is that??????

And I just wasted 2 hours cleaning house..oh well. Off to the couch I go.
More later.

Hey, just so you know. I love my ex in laws and still talk to then till this day. They are the most fabulous people ever. Too bad I can't keep my husband and switch my in laws..Guess I can't have it all huh?

More later my bitches. Hope none of you went to jail, got stalked, sick, etc this weekend!

link | posted by Pissy Britches at Sunday, February 13, 2005

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous commented at 8:47 AM~  

You are such a riot! I'm glad you were allowed to relax instead of put up with her. Not that I'd wish illness on anyone, but gee, wasn't that convenient!

Blogger Random and Odd commented at 10:19 AM~  

Girl you lucked out!
I had two sets of in laws when I was married. His dad and step mom were cool. Non-openly-judgemental.
His mom and step dad were a combination of UGH/ACK!
They were both opinionated and I didn't really like them very much, but I didn't hate them.
His mom is the person who introduced me to the computer.

Blogger Pissy Britches commented at 10:53 AM~  

I feel really shitty b/c my husband says they love me and blah blah but you know how stupid men are when it comes to things like this. I know what she means when she makes a comment to me..she means to piss me off..he says she would never be mean to me or say anything bad. BULLSHIT. BULLSHIT..BULLSHITTTT!

Blogger Random and Odd commented at 2:52 PM~  

question: I'm debating on getting a new blog because I can't really go into detail about my intermost feelings.

Does your stepkids/husband/ know about this blog?

If so, what do they say?

I wish I had a lock on certain blog entries so they couldn't read them.

*sigh*

Blogger Pissy Britches commented at 3:52 PM~  

Funny you ask b/c I have been thinking the same thing..I just didn't know how to go about it and don't want to loose you guys!
They DO NOT know about it..my husband knows I have one but as far as I know he doesn't know the address which I am sure he could easily find it. The only people that know are me and my best friend that lives pretty far away from me and 1 person that I work with who introduced me to DOOCE. How easy is it for people to find you out here in internet land. I think it is pretty simple. ??

Anonymous Anonymous commented at 1:53 PM~  

I don't know how easy it is, but I don't give away my real name or anyone else's names (my daughter or my boyfriend - need to save them from the embarrassment - lol). What the hey - make a new profile that's pretty much fictional and start a new blog :D

I think I'm too boring for any of my friends to go looking for me . . . excepting the ex-BF from 12 years ago, of course ;-)

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