Monday, February 07, 2005
I've Lost It...
No, not my mind(yet)..not my virginity..that has been gone for a longer time than I would like to admit.I have sucky ass blog syndrome.
My life has not been great for the last few days so you can sure tell it in my Blog. I don't want to depress you so I won't share but I absolutely cannot think of anything fun to say because nothing fun is going on in my life right now.
Yesterday my Daddy made his bi weekly visit to his "Princess Grandbaby" as he calls her. It was quiet amusing that she threw her first "Grandpa I HATE YOU" tantrum within 5 minutes of him being here. I try to tell him that she does this very often but he never believes me. The tantrums just started a few weeks ago and boy let me tell you, I don't know if I will make it through this shit. It could be ANYTHING, I mean ANYTHING and she will have a lay down on the floor and kick and carry on until she turns really red and screams so loud that my neighbor can hear. Well lil Mr. Sissy Ass Grandpa got his first taste..YES! I was so happy about it too. Usually when he comes to visit she is good as gold and quiet and so perfectly wonderful. Well guess what it took for that to change in a millisecond??
How about a WATER bottle. Yes one with a little lid. My Daddy carries a water bottle with him wherever he goes and like an idiot who had forgotton that he once had ME as a toddler he tried to take this wonderful contraption that was amazing her away from her. Oh hell no..oh.oh...hell motherfucking no. She wasn't having it. I laughed really hard and he gave me a look of terror, like he couldn't believe this was his little wonderful princess baby who 6 months ago wouldn't do anything but smile at him a lot and fall asleep in his lap.
That is what he gets for telling me what an awful baby I was and an awful child I was and how I cried all the time and all that bullshit. My Granny said I was the best baby EVER..DAMN you DADDY. He wished this on me all my life b/c I was so terrible and blah blah.
Thats ok. One weekend real soon, she is coming to your house for the WHOLE weekend and I am going on vacation. So nah, nah, nah, nah, nah nah..Kiss my ass you homo.
(DISCLAIMER: yes, for all of you who don't know my dad is gay..i am fine with this and love him more than anything in the universe..so don't say SHIT to me about calling him a homo..I do it to his face and he doesn't care so I will do it on my blog)
2 Comments:
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Random and Odd commented at 11:08 PM~
Mwahahahahaha!
I LOVE DISCLAIMERS!
Welcome back PB!!
Send me your address, I want to send you something Soprano's related.
No worries, i'm not a stalker. I am an Aries and FAR too lazy to stalk...and besides you live further than down the street. I would never find the energy!!-
Pissy Britches commented at 8:19 AM~
I know your not a stalker. Why would you stalk me. I am totally the most boring person ever. haha.
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