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Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Snot & Peanut Butter M & M's

I will be damned if I do and damned if I don't.

I am sick again! I think Kristine blogged it to me or something b/c no one else in my fucking house is sick BUT ME! My throat feels like someone took sandpaper ripped out my tonsils. I somehow managed to make up out the door this morning dressed up no less with my child and myself in tact. I still don't know how I managed and don't want to think about it. However, I knew I had a ton of shit to do today so here I am. Please excuse my less than pleasant bitchy self.

Have you ever blown and whiped your nose so much that it is raw. Yes, I am sure you have. Well this is annoying me because it hurts like hell. I am sitting here eating a bag of Peanut Butter M & M's and can't even taste them...that is what pisses me off the most. I am eating something that has 14 grams of fat and 240 calories and I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING TASTE it..but does that stop me from eating it..HELL NO.

I have an appointment to go on in about 30 minutes..I hope I can cover up my scabby nose in the mean time so this very important future customer won't think I am a coke addict or something. Nevermind the fact that I talk like a man. This is gonna be interesting.

link | posted by Pissy Britches at Tuesday, February 22, 2005

5 Comments:

Blogger Random and Odd commented at 1:26 PM~  

I'm sorrrrrryyyyyyy honey!!

My nose was SO trashed!

You want me to send Nurse Hitler over?

Blogger Pissy Britches commented at 2:50 PM~  

Yes, please. That is probably the only person that will take care of me. Lord knows no one else will.

Anonymous Anonymous commented at 11:41 AM~  

I ran across your blog a few days ago, sorry to hear your sick-seems to be going around. I remember last time I was sick like that my mom she sent me home with a 20 year old vicks nasal inhaler. Remember those? I dont even think they make 'em anymore. Thank GOD too. Also,feeling like a terrible mommy eventually goes away. I remember when my now 11 year old was about 2-I had smacked her lil patties and she doubled up her fat fists and said "bad mommy", grabbed her lil hand and acted like I had cut it off when I smacked it. It broke my heart too, but when she did it again I knew she knew she was doing something wrong because she recognized the punishment coming. She's now 11 and in the drama club-I knew all those dramatics would eventually come in handy. Get well soon...

Blogger Pissy Britches commented at 12:22 PM~  

HDL-I have freakin Carmex on my nose as we speak..It is totally gross but it feels so NIIIICE!

Blogger Pissy Britches commented at 12:23 PM~  

kimmyk..thanks for visiting my blog. I will be checking yours out here soon. As soon as my head stops hurting long enough for me to actually see the screen.

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