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Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Sweet Tooth

I just bought a box of Gobstoppers about 10 minutes ago and have already managed to hog the whole damn box down.

So freaking good. I love candy. Especially hard candy like Jolly Ranchers & Spree and Chewy Sweet Tarts and Runts and I don't ever eat them b/c I feel guilty. I would much rather just run up the street to Kroger and get some ice cream. But I never do. Last night my husband made some Reeces Pieces Peanut Butter Cookies and OH MY GAWD..they were so good. Orgasmic. When I saw them in the store last weekend I thought I might pee myself right then.

I have the worst sweet tooth in the history of the universe. That is why my ass is much bigger than it should be. I am from the redneck south where everyone has some type of bread with dinner and some type of dessert after dinner. Usually something like CORNBREAD and some sort of COBBLER made with lots of lard and love. As an adult I think that you should have bread with every meal and dessert afterward. My husband thinks I am nuts but McKenna loves me.

That's all that matters right?

link | posted by Pissy Britches at Wednesday, February 02, 2005

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous commented at 1:21 PM~  

LMFAO!

But you're right - what dinner is worth eating if it isn't accompanied by a good bread and followed by some lardy dessert?

And I'm not /from/ the south. However, White Trash Vernacular is my first language.

I'd better get back to work . . . right after I hit the Lobby Shop for some sweets.

Blogger Tina commented at 6:17 PM~  

Hi Stephanie,
I finally found out how to find your blog. SO this is the first one I read and oh my god, are you writing about you or me. I am not from the south but my dad is and a lot of what you said I have grown up with. You need to try a brownie pudding cake. YOu eat them hot and all of this hot chocolate pudding comes out oh my god. Talk about orgasmic.

Blogger Shelli commented at 2:26 PM~  

I just ate 4 of the small peppermint patties (obviously too small)....and I don't feel satisfied, and no cool rush coming my way...

HAND OVER THE REST OR BE SHOT!!!!!
(oh shit, did I say that outloud!?)

Blogger Random and Odd commented at 7:49 PM~  

Update the blog...I NEED updates!!

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