Tuesday, February 01, 2005
The Toddler Room
I am totally freaking out because my little cutie pa-tootie got to spend the whole entire day yesterday in the TODDLER ROOM at daycare. This is the room where they sleep on a mat instead of a crib and do big kid things like draw their mommies cute little pictures for them to post ALL OVER their desks at work and stuff like that.I am so excited for her. They said that she played right along with all the big kids and the only thing she had a problem with is sleeping on the mat. She only slept 10 minutes at nap time. She has always been a nightmare at daycare at naptime. At home on the weekends this child literally sleeps 3 hours at nap time but during the week she sleeps max. 1 hour. It drives them nuts. She is Miss. Nosey Rosey and has to be up in er'body busnass. She is usually so exhausted by the time I go get her in the afternoon that she sleeps all the way home and screams her little ass off for about the first 15 mintues when we walk in the door because she is pissed off that I got her up and out of the car. I guess if someone came and drug my ass out of the bed in the cold I would be pissed off too.
Anyway, this is a milestone for me. I don't want her to grow up. She doesn't look like a toddler..she looks like a baby..she has NO hair. She babbles at me and slobbers on herself and gets her lunch all down her shirt. A toddler...I have heard that toddlers kind of suck. I can already see the beginning toddler syndrome coming out and I don't like it.
I need to go take a Zoloft. Toddler room? Sleep on a mat? WTF.
5 Comments:
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Pissy Britches commented at 4:18 PM~
Oh my god. 19! NOOOO.
I can't do it. How am I suppose to handle high school garduation if I can't handle the fucking toddler room!-
commented at 5:00 PM~
Hey, I was curious about your message talking about you and your dad, but I wanted to e-mail it to you. Mail me direct at ferncanyonman@yahoo.com ok?
BTW, I'm Rick; my son is Dan.
Sorry to cast a shadow, but: Toddlers were a pain for me, all the messy bodily functions, but then again grandparents aren't much better! It was tolerable (fun would be pushing the truth too far), but I never have to deal with it again. 20 years from now, when the grandchildren have dirty pants, go see someone else, Gramps don't doo poo.-
Pissy Britches commented at 8:35 PM~
Ok. Did you all notice that I spelled graduation wrong. I am a total tardo! I swear I can spell..not too good with the punctuation thing but I can spell dammit!
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Random and Odd commented at 9:42 PM~
Shhhhhhhit, toddler is a walk in the park because it goes by SO fast.
I have a SIX year old that has been 6 for like 4 years now.
Okay, I gotta go dye the two 11 year olds hair blonde (they wanted purple, but I put my foot down)-
Pissy Britches commented at 8:19 AM~
Purple. Oh my gawd. Too funny. Well blonde is a much better choice. My 12 year old is always asking me to die her hair or highlights and I always refuse. Guess I am a shit ass.
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