Sunday, March 06, 2005
I Stole This From Kristine & ShelliBells...
If an enraged chimp escaped from its cage and began violently attacking you, would you protect your face or your genitals?My face. If some fucking chimp tore up my face I really don't have $40 grand to fix it plus I don't think the chimp would go for the vag..On the other hand..you never know I guess.
Have you ever blamed your own fart sound or odor on someone else?
Not recently and not that I remember. I swuurr to gawd. I don't remember if so.
If you wanted to get shit-face drunk, what beverage would you drink?
I love me some cheap ass Boone's Farm.
Have you ever been photographed or videotaped naked? If so, what were the circumstances?
Umm..yes to photographed..No to videotaped. Photograph was with my 1st love that I dated for over a year and I think you can guess what we were doing. I am old now and should not be talking about bad things like that. My husband might get jealous. :)
To which magazines do you subscribe?
Glamour, Rolling Stone, Parenting, Parents, National Geographic
In the parlance of the bathroom, are you a folder or a crumpler?
Crumpler.
What is your favorite slang term for testicles?
My husband taught me NADS. Love that word.
If you could be a contestant on a reality TV series, which would it be? Why?
Real World. So I could get in a fight with some bitch and scratch her eyes out.
Have you ever gotten a foreign object stuck in one of your orifices?
Gawd damn, what kind of question is that. Jeez. Nope, not that I can think of.
What is the most disgusting thing you have ever eaten?
One time when I was a teenager I was eating a bowl of cereal at my Aunt's house and looked down only to realize that the cereal box had been full of ANT's and I had almost finished the whole fucking bowl.
