Thursday, March 03, 2005
My Finger Doo Doo

Since I couldn't think of shit to say tonight because my brain is officially DEAD I thought I would share one of my most unfavorite things about myself with you. This is my hand..yes I know, you knew that but do you see my fuck off (middle) finger? OK, Well do you see that little brown speck of DOO DOO on it? Yeh, that would be GROSS. It is actually a mole but god I hate it. I wish it would just disappear. Just one of those psycho woman things that I obsess about. Do you have any of those things? If so please feel free to share with Mrs. Pissy Britches. This is a place for therapy you know.
10 Comments:
- commented at 8:41 PM~
I have something I obsess over quite alot and I'm willing to share for the sake of a blog post. *sigh*
I have short toes. I would take a picture, but I have to maintain some self dignity and preservation. My honey calls 'em "snausage toes" cause he thinks they look like those lil dog treats. He also calls 'em monkey feets and makes these monkey noises as if he were a monkey climbing up tree...(like "oohh oooh ooh")I sleep with my socks on...bastards!
p.s. big thumbs up for the add to "my bitches". ha!- dashababy commented at 9:26 AM~
whew,,, now that my eyes have recovered from blue overdose....
your mole is cute. at least its not on your nose.
i wouldnt say i obsess over it but as i have gotten older,,,, and more stressed out. the bags under my eyes are always there no matter how much sleep i get. it will be alot more expensive for me to get them removed than that little itty bitty mole.
oh and nice ring you spoiled bitch!!! hehe.
i meant that in the nicest way possible.- Pissy Britches commented at 10:15 AM~
Kimmyk!..I WOULD DIE for short toes! I have long long long ass toes. I HATE them and have all my life. They look like fingers not toes!
- Pissy Britches commented at 10:17 AM~
Thanks for saying my mole is cute dashababy but it is NOT cute..and that picture doesn't do it justice..it is really a lot bigger than it looks! I hate it. But your right, I am glad it isn't on my nose. I would be pissed off. Thanks for the comment on my bling bling..my husband did a really good job and I didn't have anything to do with it believe it or not. I was very happy with his choice..not bad for a poor girl from Dickson. haha.
- Random and Odd commented at 11:01 AM~
oh shut up Stephanie with the long toes....I CAN FOLD LAUNDRY WITH MY TOES!
Yeah, i'm with Kathy on the nose thing.
I'll take a mole on my finger over a mole on my neck or nose.
ack!- Pissy Britches commented at 11:07 AM~
Yes..me too girl. I can pick up things with my toes. That is about the only good thing about having long toes, so my lazy ass doesn't have to bend over and pick stuff up. Umm..can you say LAZY ASS
- commented at 4:00 PM~
LOL @ dashababy calling you a spoiled bitch. I second that - but only in a very nice, girly way ;-)
And I'm jealous as hell because you have such nice feminine, pretty fingers! I am a total man-hands from Seinfeld. My wedding band for the first marriage was size 7-1/2; second marriage, it was a size 8 that had to be stretched a bit. Also, the jeweler had mercy on me and my poor huge paws and charged me for woman's wedding band even though I had to get a MAN's wedding band so it would fit.
Not that I obsess . . .- commented at 10:11 PM~
Hey it's JT, little sister I empathize with you on the man hands, I have them too and I ABSOLUTELY HATE THEM, I've always thought that I was like the woman from the Seinfeld episode too! I also wear a size 8 wedding band but the worst part about mine is my HUGE KNUCKLES! When I was a child I used to pop my knuckles ALL the time and I had this aunt that would get on to me about it and tell me that it would make my them big if I didn't stop, I hated her so I would do it more just to piss her off, well I guess she got the last laugh on that one! I must tell yall about my other body flaw that I used to obsess about besides my man hands, I have a birthmark on the left cheek of my ass! It is about 3 inches long and 1 inch wide it doesn't normally matter b/c most people don't see it EXCEPT that it is on the outer edge and in the summer when I wear a bathing suit you can see half of it, most people don't know it's a birthmark and they probably think that it ACTUALLY is doo doo smeared on there! When I was in junior high I used to lay out in the sun on my trampoline at my house and I would cut band-aids or stickers in the same shape of it and put them over this birthmark hoping that the rest of my body would get tan the same color as my birthmark and it would no longer be noticeable, needless to say it NEVER worked, I got TONS of teasing b/c of it! I also have a large mole/birthmark on the right side of my arm which is about the size of a dime and I used to obsess over it too! Thankfully I am pretty much not self conscious about the birthmarks anymore they were just tough on me during jr high, high school and college but I will obsess over and despise my man hands for the rest of my life!
- Firestarter5 commented at 10:19 PM~
I have a freckle on the end of my little toe...at least I think it's a freckle....
- dashababy commented at 9:35 PM~
sorry,,,,,
one more.
I too have long toes, yuck. I always envy people with them little snausagelike toes.
I can braid hair with mine, just ask kris...lol
and you do have some balls,,,, leavin him in there. If he catches you,,,,,ewww your gonna be in big troub.
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