MRS. PISSY BRITCHES

Monday, March 21, 2005

Slowly Coming Back..From HELL

Hello all. I am back from hell. Yes, my husbands brother and fiancee came in from Minnesota this weekend and Grandma Pissy(my husband's mother) made it clear that we were to be over there every fucking minute of every fucking day the whole weekend. We only get to see him once or twice a year. He is a total complete freak and is the only one who somehow didn't migrate to Tennessee with the rest of the family. He thinks Tennessee sucks, he hates Christians and makes this very clear to EVERYONE. (he is Buddhist) He is a punk ass bitch. I about slapped him twice. He thinks that I "control" Mr. Pissy. He hates that fact that his brother is pussy whipped..Even though it is totally not true. Mr. Pissy is good to me, he loves me but I do not control him. He is the only person that can put me in my place. I tend to be bitchy and bossy which is quite obvious to all of you I am sure but to make assumptions about our relationship when you have NO FUCKING CLUE what you are talking about pisses me off.

Oh, and the family meaning like 10 fucking people were sitting in the livingroom..I THOUGHT they were playing with my daughter I go to look and make sure she isn't bothering anyone and find her at the VERY TOP of their stairs which is at least 20 steps. When she sees me she falls forward and flips about 3 times and she tumbles down the stairs. It was the most terrifying moment of my entire fucking life. I caught her at like the 3rd step from the bottom. She was screaming, I was screaming..she was crying I was sobbing, I was shaking so hard that I could hardly hold her. They had all been sitting RIGHT there while her little 19 month old ass climbed up an entire set of steps and NO ONE had seen her do it. She was luckily fine within 5 minutes. We have steps at home..she has never even once attempted to climb them. That is, until yesterday at Grandma's house.

Thank god it is OVER, no more for at least a year or so. Going over there makes me want to stab my own eyes out and all of theirs. I am relieved to be back at work.

Hope you all had a better one than I did. :)

link | posted by Pissy Britches at Monday, March 21, 2005

7 Comments:

Anonymous commented at 9:56 AM~: OMG! That was really really hell! So you're all okay today? WTF were those people doing just letting the toddler climb the stairs? Did they check their brains in at the fucking door?

I espouse Buddhism, and just about every religious text I read says something about letting go of judgment. Even if it /were/ true what he was saying about you and Mr. Pissy (and we know it isn't), a true practitioner of Buddhism wouldn't say a word about it (or even think about it). Then to make it clear to everyone that he hates Christianity? Again, no judging. That really irritates me. Gives all of us not-exactly-Christians a very bad name.

Obviously, I've a thing or two to learn about not judging, but I can't help it when some fucking asswipe is offending a sister bloggette!
Pissy Britches commented at 10:13 AM~: Thank you girl for that "lifting up" I needed it after dealing with those crazy assholes all weekend. I was raised Baptist and I know damn better than to freakin insult someone else's religion. I guess he assumed that no one there was Christian but he would be very wrong. Like I said, he is an asswhipe. He also let my kid climb up the stairs. My poor baby girl. I could just cry thinking about it.
Random and Odd commented at 10:31 AM~: My poor baby!!!!!

*SUPER TIGHT MOMMY HUG!!*
Pissy Britches commented at 10:41 AM~: Kristine-thank you my dear.. I so needed that.
She is gonna be the death of me!
Pissy Britches commented at 10:42 AM~: They are from the Minneapolis area I believe. I don't really know. Neither of them are originally from there. She is from Idaho and he is from Kansas City. He goes to school somewhere even though he is like 40 and has been in school for 20 years trying to get some kind of degree if that tells you anything. She works for Best Buy Corp. offices I believe.
Tina commented at 1:57 PM~: Well I am happy to know she is OK, it is very scary when something like that happens. Sendding lots of love. Sounds like you could us it.
Firestarter5 commented at 7:06 AM~: It takes a family get-together to realize why it's best you only get together once a year. Every family needs a little chlorine in its gene pool.

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