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Monday, April 11, 2005

The Pussy Ass Parenting Story #1

For all of you that are looking for a good ole' bitchin ass post..come back later, this one is NOT for you.

MY HEART melted this morning..one of those wonderful parenting moments took place this morning and I have to share it with you.

I know you will accept this kind of post from me occasionally..won't you?

This morning I took my daughter to daycare as usual and I always bring her an extra snack for breakfast so she can have a little extra to munch on. She is in a room with toddlers her age (18 to 24 months). Keep in mind that most of these kids don't even talk well yet and I am so fucking proud right now I could jump up and down so don't ruin it. Anyway, they sit at these little miniature tables with little chairs and as we were walking over so I could give her the snack there was one other little girl sitting at the table eating a snack and playing with a red cowboy hat. Well the other little girl dropped the hat in the floor so Lil' Miss Pissy went over and picked it up to start to play with it..when she did this the other little girl started screaming her fucking head off so WHAT DID MY PRECIOUS-NESS do? SHE LOOKED AT THE LITTLE GIRL AND WALKED BACK OVER TO HER AND GAVE HER THE HAT BACK! Then she came over and just sat down in her little chair and started to eat her snack.

I swear to god I almost started sobbing right there. I knew she was sweet but I didn't think she would actually care or think about another child's feelings at only 20 months old. I was so proud of her in that moment..I can't even explain to you.

I know it sounds like wussy talk but I couldn't help it..I wanted to share with all of you. Kids or not..you have to appreciate that shit. She can't even talk good yet.

Of course tomorrow I am sure she will bite some little kids finger off or something but today I will enjoy what took place today.

Ok..your suffering is over. More FUCKS and RANTS later.

*Pissy said fuck only 2 times in this post.

link | posted by Pissy Britches at Monday, April 11, 2005

13 Comments:

Blogger Pissy Britches commented at 8:28 PM~  

PUSS! Don't tell on me!
You can't let people know that I am actually "nice" sometimes.

Blogger Susie commented at 8:40 PM~  

Aw, she's learning to be sweet SOMEWHERE; you'd better be careful, she'll blow your cover;)

Blogger Pissy Britches commented at 8:46 PM~  

It's her daddy..not me. I SWEAR.

Anonymous Anonymous commented at 8:47 PM~  

You made my eyes water.

I miss those days when they're precious and sweet and care about others and not just want to suck every penny out of ya that ya have.

You're a good momma!

Blogger Pissy Britches commented at 8:48 PM~  

Awww...kimmyk! I am sorry I made your get all teary but you made me laugh real hard cuz I know soon the little shit will be doing that to me! You squished my dream dammit!

Blogger Tina commented at 11:50 PM~  

I know how you feel. I have been there.

Blogger The Merry Widow commented at 12:53 AM~  

That was so cute. :-)

Blogger Pissy Britches commented at 8:15 AM~  

HDL-you know..I would put more pic's up of that lil' shit but my camera battery is DEAD..you huuurd? DEAD. I am too cheap to go spend 10 bucks to buy another one. And what is this with Elvis day? I don't got no Elvis anything...I don't think I can pull that one off.

Blogger Pissy Britches commented at 8:17 AM~  

Shaun-She died and is currently burning in hell..

Anonymous Anonymous commented at 8:54 AM~  

That was such a sweet story! Pissy, it's nice to know, though, that when you're telling a tale sure to bring a tear to every reader's eye, you still say Fuck at least once - this time twice!

I'm still going to check out the parallel universe, though - those two 'fucks' might have been just a cover and real Stephanie is stuck in a world full of, well, sickingly polite and humorless people. We must rescue her soon!

Blogger Random and Odd commented at 9:32 AM~  

So did you decide to go with the new lap top or did you go with the new couches?

YOU SHOULD HAVE GOT A CAMERA!! hee hee.

No really, hundred bucks, Fugi 4.1 mp.

It's not a Nikon D70, but it will give you NO excuse to use when SPT comes rolling around!

Blogger Pissy Britches commented at 9:50 AM~  

Kristine-I still haven't decided..I am thinking NEITHER..I want my yard professionally landscaped..so I am thinking that will be what the $$ goes for. Some of it already went for something else which I will talk about more as soon as I get a new fucking battery so I can take some pictures of it and show it to yall.

Blogger Firestarter5 commented at 8:58 PM~  

Hopefully she spit in the damn hat before giving it back!...yes I know, hellbound I am...

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