Friday, April 22, 2005
Smoking ROCKS!
Ok, I am posting. I just haven't been able to think of anything interesting to say. Creativity has NEVER been one of my strong points as you can see. I am a little down in the dumps because I have had a cold for 2 weeks. This cold is driving me insane! For 3 solid fucking days I have coughed so much that my ribs and my back hurt. It fucking sucks and NO I don't want to go to the motherfucking DR. b/c my insurance sucks so I will just suffer! I do know one thing. I have got to put the cigarrettes the FUCK DOWN. Those mothers are killing me!I don't want to put them down though. I enjoy smoking. I really do. It calms me and gives me a break. I have only quit or attempted to quit one time in my life and that was about 8 or 9 years ago. I quit for 6 WHOLE MONTHS!
Well guess what..MY ASS got as big as my car because since I wasn't smoking I shoved everything in my fucking pie hole that I could find. I would rather be a thick girl that smokes than a FUCKING FAT ASS COW shoving my mouth full of twinkies that doesn't smoke. By the time I had decided to start puffing again I was 50 pounds heavier and more miserable than before I quit so I started back and lost all that blubber off my ass and have been puffing one ever since. Yes, I know..exercise is the answer. Fuck excercise.
Nice solution huh?
Hope everyone has a fabulous weekend full of smoking and cussing.
11 Comments:
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commented at 12:12 PM~
Pissy, I think you have a very fucking bad fever! That long of a post, and you said FUCK (or a derivation thereof) only 6 fucking times. And the middle paragraph is completely devoid of fucking.
I mean, you're not you, Mrs. Pissy! Isn't there some sort of rider on your health insurance when the patient isn't swearing up to fucking par???
Seriously, though - I hope you feel better soon. Last night I hacked out a fuckin' tonsil or something. Everyone around here has made me sick. I actually went home last night and smoked no cigs, drank neither wine nor vodka, and I was in bed at 8:30. Slept 'til 5 - not livin' up to my blog name either, dammit.
I need a cig...-
Pissy Britches commented at 12:30 PM~
Lil' Sis-I feel ya. I am just fucking slacking I guess. I know you guys expect more out of me but everytime I try to type the word FUCK I start coughing and have to stop!
Maybe the Lord our Savior is trying to tell me something.
Going to smoke..more later.-
Random and Odd commented at 8:55 PM~
SMOKE ON SISTA!
*lighting one up*
Oh wait I have to go outside.-
Firestarter5 commented at 9:39 PM~
Hells fire...I've been smoking for far to long now, I have to quit sooner or later, everyone looks at you like a fucking pariah or something now...I think the laser therapy shit might work, and if it doesn't then ya might as well see if that fucking laser can kill people...be like Darth Fucking Vader with a cig hanging out of his mask...maybe licking a fucking a dirty ashtray might curb the cravings...
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dashababy commented at 6:25 AM~
glad to have you back. so sorry you are sick. mom has had this darn thing for over 3 weeks now.
gramma del always used to say "its the russians", germ warfare!!!
this does seem to be a nasty strain of whatever the hell it is.
it just hangs on and people seem to get over it but then it comes back.-
commented at 8:18 AM~
When I was 17 years old I useta sneak my moms "More" ciggies they were long and brown. I thought I was the shit. Then she went and started smoking "Eve"'s-they were so much more ladylike. Came in a pretty green and white box with flowers. But I never really smoked 'em, just stuck 'em between my fingers so I thought I looked cool. It was cool, til my momma caught me and made me smoke a whole pack at the kitchen table. That wasn't cool-I threw up for hours.
That was my cure-all right there.-
Pissy Britches commented at 12:38 PM~
HDL- I am totally loving T.I also...I am also digging Mariah Carey's new song and the Ying Yang Twins/Whisper Song..That song is THE SHIT
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Pissy Britches commented at 12:38 PM~
HDL- I am totally loving T.I also...I am also digging Mariah Carey's new song and the Ying Yang Twins/Whisper Song..That song is THE SHIT
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Pissy Britches commented at 12:38 PM~
I didn't realize I had so many smoker friends out there..I think we should all quit together one day..like 20 years from now.
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The Merry Widow commented at 4:41 PM~
T.I. is totally on my list of people to do. I'm excited that HDL is into Mike Jones!!! H-Town is in da house! I know that his song is WAY too overplayed, but I still can't get enough of The Game's, How We Do.
Anyway,I hope you feel better soon, Stehanie! I would tell you to quit smoking, but that would be just so I could smoke the rest of your cigs for you. And I know you don't want to hear it, but GO TO THE DOCTOR!-
Pissy Britches commented at 8:42 PM~
Me TOO! Me fucking TOO.
I just love them too much..
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