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Saturday, April 23, 2005

Up-Fucking-Date

Ok. I broke the fuck down and went to the motherfucking Dr.

By yesterday afternoon I felt like if I just went on and died that would be just
o-fucking-k with me.
So, I trotted my ass off to the Dr. with toddler in hand. What a fucking mistake that was. Trying to keep her entertained while sitting in that god awful room with the door shut for 30 FUCKING minutes was almost too much for Mrs. Pissy to handle.

Anyway, all is still not good. Not yet but I am keeping my Pissy fingers crossed. I have some year round allergy shit and have to take Zyrtec and Nasonex for the rest of my fucking life, yep..everyday for the rest of my life..or at least until the prescription co-pay breaks my ass and makes me po'. Which could be soon and I am sure the internet access will be the first to go so just give me some time to get the shit turned back on before you forget about me..mmmkay??

Besides the other 2 med's he put me on fucking steroids to get rid of the cough. I started them last night and have been hungry as a motherfucker every since. I will have to take those 3 times a day for the next 7 days. Maybe by the time I get done I will look like Monique' except a white girl.

So far the steroids haven't gotten rid of the cough. Am coughing my head off as we speak. He said they would take effect immediatley. I thought immediately meant just that but I guess he meant like 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 days immediatley. No biggie b/c the fucking steroids only have a $3.25 co-pay. Maybe I should ask for refills on that.

I just pray for something to happen soon because a week without sleep is really working my last fucking nerve. Mr. Pissy and myself haven't slept all night b/c of MY coughing bullshit all week long. I think he is pretty much ready to shove a sock in my mouth or smother me to death with fucking pillow.

If you don't hear back from me you will know what happend.

Love yah, mean it.

link | posted by Pissy Britches at Saturday, April 23, 2005

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous commented at 9:38 PM~  

I get grief from FS5 all the time because I do this, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyways.

If at all possible sleep propped up near an open/cracked window. It'll help you sleep and Mr Pissy will sleep then as well. Drink lots of water and lay off the chocci and milk. It only causes the shit to thicken and make ya feel like yer coughin up a kidney.

Sorry to hear you're still sick. My mom useta make me drink this shit-combination of honey, butter, and lemon juice (small amount) and it would be like the cure-all.
Hope you get to feelin better.

Blogger dashababy commented at 11:40 AM~  

Did the doc give you any cough medicine? They have some with codiene in it and it will help you sleep. You might want to ask for some if not. and you might not want to take it while driving or at work unless you like driving around stoned.
I had the cough awhile back and drank lots of tea for respiratory ailments. Traditional Medicinals have some great teas. "Breathe easy" is one of my favorites. I think it helped. My cough only lasted 2 weeks.

I agree with Kimmyk on the water intake also. Gotta flush that stuff out. Stay away from dairy products, if possible.
Ive heard of honey/water/lemon... but the butter is something new I had not heard of.
Im glad you broke down and went to the doctor.
Theres my fuckin prescription, now go forth and feel better.

Blogger Firestarter5 commented at 2:07 PM~  

Hey now, I give nobody grief! When I had my cold this year I coughed and hacked like a muthafucker...finally had to go to a walkin clinic and sit there with a bunch of fucking zombies waiting to get their fix. They gave me Zithromax or something. Looked like a fuckin' horse pill and dried me up like a desert weed. Mind you I still coughed until my ribs were achin' but eventually it went away and I went right back to surfin' porn and smokin cigs.

I have no medical advice, but a swimming pool full of snot sure don't sound healthy....

Blogger Random and Odd commented at 2:18 PM~  

Yes, dashababy was sippin' the cough medicine like it was tea. Don't listen to her, we might need to get her into some rehab program!!

Good fucking luck getting rid of that damn fucking cough.

Hee hee. I love this fucking place.

Blogger Pissy Britches commented at 7:59 PM~  

Hey MY BITCHES..
Pissy is a little better today. Not as much coughing and carryin' on.
Thanks for all the advice..I think I will just go smoke though.
:)

Blogger Kathryn commented at 7:12 PM~  

I was blog linking and came accross your blog. Just wanted to say hey and tell you that I was cracking up the whole time. Thanks for making me fucking laugh!

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