Tuesday, April 12, 2005
UPDATE....Kids SUCK

What did I tell you..Yep, went to pick the little shit up today and had to sign the little Ouchy Report because she bit some other kid that was trying to take her toy. If she knows whats good for her she won't talk to me for a few days. Wait, she doesn't talk to me anyways. And no, this is not a picture of the actual bite but it sure is fucking nasty looking ain't it?
*Pissy said fuck one time in this post. Aw..fuck it.
10 Comments:
- Firestarter5 commented at 9:00 PM~
Was it the kid with the hat?...
- commented at 10:03 PM~
Whose arm is that?
Who bit that person?
What kid in a hat?
LORD HAVE MERCY i'm confused lol !
Kids go through that biting stage-I remember my daughter bit my shoulder when I was giving her a hug she leaned down and put her pretty lil head on my shoulder and bit me. I cured her by putting "wicked soap" (wicked soap=dish detergent. Yellow was "wicked". Green-green was like "way wicked" soap.) I useta line the bottles up on the counter and ask 'em-wicked soap or way wicked soap? Cured 'em of biting. I wouldn't make 'em drink it or anything but I'd run my finger across the top of the bottle and tell 'em to stick thier tongue out-
Yep, I'm a bad mom...but they stopped biting and they didn't talk back...til they got to be about 12 years old. I'mma dig out the way wicked soap next time.
HaHa, yeah right!- dashababy commented at 12:22 AM~
hahahaha,, firestarters comment was pretty dang funny.
makes sense tho.- Pissy Britches commented at 9:26 AM~
Firestarter-That sounds like a good idea...she does not have a habit of biting..but she has bitten twice in the last week..my husband see's a bunch of new teeth coming in so he thinks this is why she is doing it but I don't give a rat's ass..all the way to school this morning I chanted to her..DO NOT BITE ANYONE TODAY! She just looks at me like I am crazy. It breaks my heart when she does something bad at school. Keep your fingers crossed..if she does it again I might have to put her up for adoption.
- Susie commented at 10:05 AM~
OUCH! (But I'll take her anyway, you know, if you do decide you need to get rid of her;)
- Annejelynn commented at 10:47 AM~
ekkk!
- Pissy Britches commented at 1:58 PM~
Susie-I might take you up on that! haha.
Fonz- A MUZZLE! That is a GREAT idea! But wouldn't that be like child abuse or something?
:)- Random and Odd commented at 4:56 PM~
Never stopped my mom!
- Pissy Britches commented at 8:24 AM~
HDL-I think you need to come to my house for a visit and tell all my hellion children what you deal with everyday. Maybe that would straighten their asses up.
- commented at 9:56 AM~
You bloggettes are a riot!
I like kimmyk's method. Luckily, I didn't have to be that creative because mi hija bonita actually loved going to daycare, and after she bit a kid once, I told her they'll never ever ever let her go back if she did it again - even if she bit a kid when she /wasn't/ at daycare, they would know because they always know that stuff about kids.
Can't believe she bought that story, but she never bit another kid again.
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