Wednesday, May 25, 2005
Blogger Fucking Sucks
I tried and tried my big ole' ass off last night to post but Blogger was all f'd up. I couldn't get to any of your sites and it was seriously pissing me off.SO, I apologize for not posting sooner but this damn thing drives me NUTS sometimes.
On top of that it was a really shitty (pun intended) night at my house.
My daughter has this issue with POOPING. She can't seem to stop being constipated. On top of that she had 103 FEVER last night and threw up all over my fucking new couch. And when I say all over I mean ALL the FUCK over it. She actually threw up in my husbands lap and he was sitting on the couch. So between her pooping problems and her fever and her throwing up I was a total complete PISSY mess last night. Everytime she has a fever I convince myself that she is dying. I am what you call a paranoid FREAK.
This morning she acted ok so who knows. Maybe just a little stomach virus or something. All I know is that those of you with more than 1 kid..I seriously don't know how the fuck you do it. Now, tell me how to make my child poop without SCREAMING please!
AND, I HOPE ALL MY BITCHES VOTED FOR BO LAST NIGHT...
17 Comments:
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Elizabeth commented at 8:41 AM~
Oh God, vomit is never fun. Good thing I am not a mommy yet.
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Pissy Britches commented at 8:54 AM~
Hell no. Nothing when it comes to any type of bodily fluid is FUN to me.
A constipated child is even less FUN.
God help me.-
Charlotte in Pa commented at 9:15 AM~
WATER, juice (but not apple) - more fluids. Take it from your resident nanny commenter - you have to overhydrate that kid!
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commented at 9:33 AM~
What Charlotte said - I only vaguely remember these things. I remember mi hija had a sudden case of projectile vomiting when she was about 3 mos. old...no fever, and she was her usual happy self, except when her stomach erupted all over me or the couch or the wall. Ick.
Hope Lil' Miss Pissy is better soon!-
Pissy Britches commented at 9:52 AM~
Great. I have been giving her apple juice! Shit.
Thanks Charlotte!-
Kathryn commented at 10:14 AM~
Mrs. Pissy,
I agree with Charlotte; give her lots of water. Has your ped. suggested a glycerin suppository to go up her butt? That should make her poop. Tylenol or Ibuprofen for the fever; don't freak out, she won't die from a fever. Once my dd#2 had a fever that registered 107 on the ear thermometer.-
Pissy Britches commented at 10:47 AM~
Yeh, we gave her a suppository. I didn't..I can't do it. My husband did!
That helped but she is constipated all the time. She HATES water and won't really drink anything but milk or juice. I guess I will go at lunch and get some prune juice or something!-
Random and Odd commented at 11:13 AM~
I gave Kara Caro Syrup (a tiny amount) in there and it loosened it up a wee bit.
I'm NOT the person to ask though, Kara was the only one with poopie problems and it was only for a few days when she was a baby!!
I LOVE YOU PISSY!-
Charlotte in Pa commented at 11:23 AM~
Yeah - apple juice and bananas are known stopper-uppers. (that's a technical term) "-) Prune juice isn't a bad idea - you could mix it with water to cut the taste. How about raisins? (not sure how old she is) Also orange juice or cranberry... or both mixed. And you could fix one for yourself with a little vodka.... Good luck!
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commented at 12:15 PM~
Ok Pissy...
Start fillin that kid up on fiber. Give her apples, peaches, prunes,plums, popcorn, grapes...stuff like that...and then let her wash it down with juice. Any juice is ok-give her an extra helping of juice one or two times a day and maybe cut back on the milk. Sometimes I've seen kids come in who all they drink is milk and it's sometimes too much for 'em. If ya wanna try a stool softener-try colace or maltsupex. They should work. Kids who are constipated can have nausea and vomiting. That doesn't seem out of the ordinary or alarming...if she continues then yah..red flag!~
HAHA though at her throwin up on Mr Pissy. And you thought she was a daddy's girl...haha!!!
I hope she gets to feelin better. Sorry she tossed her cookies on yer new couch.-
Pissy Britches commented at 1:16 PM~
Damn, thanks guys. I really appreciate it.
I love all of you!
I am stupid when it comes to shit like this.
I went at lunch and bought her some prune juice mixed with apple juice and this new yogurt that Dannon makes that is called Light N Fit with Fiber. It has 25 grams of fiber per cup so that should get her shitter working ASAP.
I will also get some apples. She loves apples.-
Pissy Britches commented at 1:20 PM~
Nope Sissy she HATES water. She loves JUICE and milk only. Well and the sips of soda that her Paw Paw sneaks her when I am not looking.
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Pissy Britches commented at 8:11 AM~
HDL-Can you believe this shit?
God, I thought I would be ok if she won but I am not OK.
Totally not cool.-
Kathryn commented at 9:30 AM~
It's THIS one Pissy, http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1930429002/ref=pd_bxgy_text_1/103-2877013-8298218?v=glance&s=books&st=*
THe other one is also great but it is more appropriate for older kids. (Would be great for your step-children.) They also have audio tapes available. I took a Love and Logic Workshop years ago and it really stuck with me. No radical stuff, just natural and logical consequences.-
Pissy Britches commented at 10:28 AM~
Thanks RSG!
I will check that shit out.-
Amy commented at 3:00 PM~
Oh PB I am feelin for ya.
I too, have that feeling like my kids are just going to UP AND DIE when they have a fever, or are vomiting, or can't poop.
But they never do. And your little lady will poop. Promise.-
The Merry Widow commented at 5:40 PM~
Wow. Everyone's kids in blogland are having poop issues. Must be contageous. I hope I don't catch it. Although, I must admit, I think I may have taken the biggest dump of my life today. I was literally full of shit until about 1pm today. I bet I lost a good 5 pounds in one sitting. Neat, huh?
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