MRS. PISSY BRITCHES

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Circle of Friends

As I sit here with nothing else to write about and Mr. Pissy is watching Deadwood and I don't like that fucking show so I am gonna make some shit up real quick-like for you.

I was reading "Recovering Straight Girls" blog and it made me think about something and I don't know why because I don't usually think like this but what the fuck ever I will share with you. (GO READ HER, SHE IS FABULOUSLY FUCKING WONDERFUL)

I have very few blogs that I read on a regular basis as you can see by the "My Bitches" list. I really don't want to overwhelm myself with a bunch of blogs that I don't really fucking like just to be nice and add your name over there. I get overwhelmed very easily and if I start to feel like it is just too fucking much then I will quit blogging and I don't want to do that. However, those of you that I do read I enjoy each one so much it is ridiculous.

Any fucking hoo hah, I was thinking that the reason I enjoy blogging so much is because all of you are so fucking different. I mean think about it..if I didn't have this blog I would never know any of you and if I saw you on the street you would probably never talk to me and I would be too big of a stuck up pissy bitch to try and make friends with any of you. I really have issues with new people in general and am pretty much a fucking bully. I have the same friends that I did in High School and probably have really only made 1 or 2 TRUE, REAL friends since I graduated 10 years ago and the truth is..I LIKE IT THAT WAY. So, what this blog does is gives me the opportunity to meet people LIKE YOU FUCK WADS that I would not normally talk to and that would not normally talk to me. Does that make sense? You have opened my eyes to the fact that there are other things outside my little house in Tennessee. I enjoy logging on and seeing what is going on in your lives everyday. It is amazing to me because I am usually such a selfish little bitchmouth that I don't take the time to get to know people outside my "circle". However, I consider all of you friends and part of that circle now. You are all a part of my life and make me realize that there is more and that my life isn't so bad and that there are people crazier than me and shit like that.

When I started this blog I never thought it would last a month and I sure as fuck never thought anyone would read it but I was wrong. I am glad I was wrong. You bitches fucking rock my world everyday and I will continue to come back for more for a long fucking time.

So that's it..that is what I wanted to say. I just think that it is appropriate to let you know that I do appreciate you being a part of my fucked up life and I appreciate you letting me be a part of yours.

The new couch is calling...wait..the Marlboro is calling first, then the couch.

link | posted by Pissy Britches at Tuesday, May 03, 2005

18 Comments:

Random and Odd commented at 9:09 PM~: OMG! I'M FIRST!
Random and Odd commented at 9:09 PM~: I love you too, your pissy assness and all!

No really, I REALLY love your pissy self!

Shhh, you might be my favorite. Don't tell anyone though!!!
Anonymous commented at 9:13 PM~: Thanks ya pissy bitch!

I dig reading your shit too!

Ya make me laugh...and i need to laugh-it keeps me from crying.
Kathryn commented at 11:16 PM~: Oh Mrs. Pissy, I brought out all that sentimental shit in you? That's so fucking sweet!

I'm glad to have you in my fucked up life too; you are one cool pissy bitch!
The Merry Widow commented at 2:03 AM~: I totally talk about all of you guys with my friends, as if I knew you in real life. I say things like, "Stephanie totally got a great deal on her new couch, the lucky bitch." Or "Kristine's daughter got her period today!" And my friends will say, "Who the hell are Stephanie and Kristine?" And I say, "They're my friends. I love them and want to have like 10 million of their babies."
Pissy Britches commented at 8:42 AM~: Kristine-I don't think you have been FIRST in a long ass time. You go with your crazy ass! I am not your favorite..we are all YOUR FAVORITES. You have been with me the longest of any blogger friend! How does it feel to be my #1 bitch?
KimmyK-I hear yah girl..gotta laugh to keep from crying ourselves into deep depression!
RSGirl-You are my newest bitch..what can I say. Your limbo lesbo life has drawn me in like a fucking zombie!
Merry Widow-I do the same thing. I tell my co-workers about yall and they just look at me like I am fucking crazy. Half of them don't know what blogging is so that could explain it.
MRTL-BIG PISSY HUG TO YOU
dashababy commented at 9:20 AM~: oh man, you had me tearing up there. wow. i think its because i totally get what you said. i can be really shy about meeting new people and sometimes its just too much of an effort.
but i dont tell people about you. you are like my dirty little secret that i am not willing to share.
merry widow: that was so funny, "10 million of their babies". Ha! love it.
Shelli commented at 9:25 AM~: You silly wench....you were commenting on my new post, and there was an update before that for snapple...and a long ass post from the day before....
the chooseday post you were on was from yesterday. HAH you guba!! go back and read now pissy ass!!
Pissy Britches commented at 9:29 AM~: DBABY- I feel so honored to be your dirty little secret. That is probably the first time I have had that title!
SBells-I am one humongous fucking dumbass aren't I. Sorry about that. It is early here..what can I fucking say!
Tina commented at 4:04 PM~: Well Pissy, I agree with you about alot. I have very few freinds but you are one of them. I talk about you like we hung out everyday. I do not know what I would do wihtout you guys to talk to.
I also agree that Recovering straight gril is great. I love her.
Anonymous commented at 5:39 PM~: Just wanted you to know that today some woman cut me off while driving and I screamed "you stupid fucking bitch!" at her. Then I thought of you...I thought "how totally fucking pissy of me to scream at her..." I felt really good..til I looked down and realized I was driving with my turn signal on for oh I don't know..a while I guess..prolly why she cut in front of me.
Anonymous commented at 6:50 PM~: Pissy called us fuck wads! Someone pass the fucking tissues...I'm all weepy from this virtual fucking group hug ;-)

LOL @ 10 million of their babies, Merry Widow. Sounds like you've watched American Beauty a time or two ;-)

I talk about my sister bloggettes, too, but usually only with Betsy, Lora and Cary. They already know I'm insane and they thinks it's the voices in my head I'm talking about.

btw, Pissy was the first to comment on my blog, so you can blame her for my reading your blogs ;-)
Anonymous commented at 12:10 PM~: 10-12 fruits and veggies a day? Holy dyin' you live in a cabbage patch? I should eat healthier...maybe I should live in a cabbage patch...maybe I should just stop commenting to others who leave comments on someone elses blog huh?
My apologies.
Random and Odd commented at 3:45 PM~: What the mutha fuckin' hell?
TODAY IS 'HOW TO ANNOY ME' DAY and you...YOU...THE PISSY ASS BITCH that you are didn't write anything?

THIS DAY IS ALMOST DEDICATED TO YOU!

I'm so mad, I just might not come here 10 whole times to read your damn comments EVERY day.
Pissy Britches commented at 4:12 PM~: Kristine..you know I don't do SPD! I enjoy reading everyone elses but I do not care a damn thing about posting any pics of myself up in this biatch.
YOU BETTER COME BACK or I will be so HURT!
:)
Johnny Blogger commented at 8:45 PM~: I feel its perfectly appropriate to post what I'm going to post here. My old roomate "Tenessee Tom" talked in this slow drawl. I didn't really know him at work but he approached me for the third time during his divorce and asked me if he could live with me. I finally said yeah, on a trial basis. I learned to love Tenessee Tom until he ran off Troll Lady 'bout a year back but I had to acclimate myself to his want.
In Southern drawl, he says, "Hippo...dooon't throw that grease awaaaaay." "Eye got a coffeeee Cannnn in da freezer, put it in there so I cannn use it with my cookin'" Hmmm, Okie-Dokie. So whatever shit that came out my pan, pieces of egg, bits of bacon, corners of grilled cheese sandwiches, and lots of grease when into Tenessee Toms can and eventually his gut. I truly love the guy but it was like living with a hog. Anyway,He was much different from me. He bragged about this girl he met at the market and how she was coming over. He asked me if I wanted to run to a porn shop in the city to pick up a couple of "Vibraaatoors" I had nothin to do and it had been decades since I'd been in one so I said sure. He bought a cock-like one with fake veins for over $70 bucks while I was investigating the booths. When I came out he decided he need a "smoothie" so he bought another $50 bright pink and smooth one. The market girl was expectedly disgusting. She left at the end of the weekend and for the next week I got to hear about the triple penetration going on in the bedroom beside me. I've never been to Tenn but I'm sure I'd be amazed.

Dr. H.O. Potamus
dashababy commented at 12:24 AM~: sheesh, i think i need a cig after hippos comment.
Pissy Britches commented at 2:08 PM~: DBaby-yeh you and me girl.

FONZ- I would NOT talk to you because I would be scared you would whip MY ASS!

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