Tuesday, May 10, 2005
Ewwww.....
I decided to clean my desk since you know I have been sick a lot lately and don't want to spread my loving to anyone else including myself again. When I say clean I mean CLEAN MOTHERFUCKERS! Well I just wanted to let you know what I found underneath my keyboard..it was really kind of gross but I thought to myself..self..I am sure all of your blogger bitches would love to know so let me just enlighten you.Salt..lots of it..I keep a shaker right on my desk and I put salt on everything (almost)
Bits & Pieces of chocolate & peanut butter from all the Reese's SWOOPS I eat. (Fuck, have you tried them...THEY ARE SO GOOD)
Coffee Stains.
Tortillia Chip crumbs from where I got get me a big fat order of Chicken Fajitia Nachos and eat them at my desk.
Jolly Rancher wrappers.
My fingernail file that I have been looking for.
Various other types of crumbs and mess in which I cannot account for.
Hmm...this could not be good. I am obviously not the most fucking healthy person in the world. Maybe I should be spending my lunch at the gym instead of eating nachos and smoking cigarettes.
6 Comments:
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Random and Odd commented at 10:07 AM~
ha ha ha ha hah ah aha
sounds like my computer desk at home!-
Chickie commented at 12:41 PM~
Did you turn the keyboard upside down and give it a good shake? I found a meal in mine once.
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Elizabeth commented at 1:25 PM~
I try to clean my desk here at work once a week on Friday afternoons and that entails blowing shit out of my keyboard with those pressurized cans. Know what I mean? Anyway, I blow a damn buffet out of this bitch WEEKLY. A true testament to my dedication - eating lunch at my desk. Or else I just never stop fucking eating. One or the other. :)
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Kathryn commented at 1:33 PM~
Oh Pissy, I'm glad that you're so hygenically conscience. You have to spray some of that anti-bacterial stuff on it to really KILL everything.
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commented at 5:20 PM~
You're too fucking funny, Pissy!
I can't believe I'm reading this after returning from the lobby shop next door with my monthly fix of laffy taffy and Reese's peanut butter cups. Usually I eat sunflower seeds and wasabi peas, but today I was attacked by a sugar fix.
And lol @ SFG for blowing a meal out of her keyboard with that blowjob in a can ;-)-
The Merry Widow commented at 11:21 PM~
At least you didn't find smegma and pubes. That would have been gross!
LOL @ little sister's "blowjob in a can!" We totally fight over those things at work. I can't wait til the next time I need it and I get to ask, "Hey! Who has the blowjob in a can?"
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