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Monday, May 02, 2005

NO NO NO NO NO NO..FUCK FUCK FUCK

Well it is official. My Lil' Missy Pissy has officially learned the word NO. NO NO NO NO NO is all I have heard for 3 fucking days. My ears are ringing. She had started saying this a couple of weeks ago but it has seemed to go way over the top especially over this last weekend.

If I try to take her bowl away when she is finished it is "NO"
If I try to get her to shut the door it is "NO"
If I try to tell her to throw something in the trash she will walk over to the can, stand there and say "NO"
Do you want some milk? "NO"
Do you want some juice? "NO"
This morning some little kid her age walked up and kind of thumped her in the cheek and she grabbed the little girls hand and said "NO, NO, NO, NO"

Do you want your ass whipped? WOO HOO!!!! That one is a YES!
Do you want mommy to loose her fucking mind

Yeh my life is a living hell. I have a toddler that is starting to talk. I thought words like COW, DUCK and shit like that were suppose to be the toddler vocab. NOT NO NO NO NO.

Fuck a bunch of NO!

link | posted by Pissy Britches at Monday, May 02, 2005

7 Comments:

Blogger Pissy Britches commented at 10:51 AM~  

UGH! Are you serious???
They really say all that shit?
God I am so screwed!

Blogger Strizz commented at 11:28 AM~  

hahahaha

What until she says "why?" TO EVERYTHING!!

Blogger Random and Odd commented at 11:33 AM~  

"Where do you keep the fucking Midol?"

See the fun thing right now is she is learning to say NO, but you get the chance to say NO just as many times...when she's a teenager.

"Mom, can I go over to janes?"

"NO."

Blogger Kathryn commented at 4:42 PM~  

Oh Mrs. Pissy, you will get through it (I did with THREE of them!) Might I suggest a prescription of Xanex, some Vicodin (just tell your OB you have REALLY bad cramps,) and a lot of booze. Soon enough she'll not only be saying "No" but things like, "No, and you can't make me!"

Blogger Firestarter5 commented at 5:45 PM~  

My nephew enjoyed repeating all the things I said...then I started swearing and he told me "Jesus won't like you if you swear"....natural response: "Yeah, well Jesus can go to hell"....he stopped after that...and I'm still Hellbound....

Blogger Kathryn commented at 6:59 PM~  

Mrs. Pissy, I just noticed that you linked to my site...I'm so honored; you are so fucking cute!

Anonymous Anonymous commented at 4:38 PM~  

ahhh memories!
I'd take a one syllable "no" over the long ass excuses I'm gettin now. drop to yer knees and say a prayer she hasn't learned how to put a negative sentence together..."no, because it's all your fault"...shit like that...be thankful

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