Thursday, May 12, 2005
SPT-Bedroom Eyes.... Fuck That
I don't have any..My bedroom eyes are probably closed and would involve me snoring loudly. I am in bed at 9pm SHARP people. Fuck a bunch of bedroom eyes..where is my pillow and blanket. That right there is what married life does to you.On a funnier note..please understand that both my husband and I have a very fucked up sense of humor.
He just called me and after mocking everything I would say like
"Hello, thank you for calling ***** this is Stephanie, how can I help you"
& everything else I would try to say to him he finally ask me...
"So, what color panties do you have on"
and being the romantic jokester that I am I replied
"Grey ones with lots of fucking holes"
I don't think that was the answer he was looking for but hey..he about spit out his drink from laughing.
What could be better than that?
5 Comments:
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The Merry Widow commented at 3:42 PM~
You are TOO funny. I'm with you on the bedroom eyes. My bedroom eyes have eye boogers stuck in the corners and gooped up mascara smeared all over the place.
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Pissy Britches commented at 3:55 PM~
Thank you girl. AMEN SISTA WIDOW. How about some morning breath for you honey? UGH!
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Kathryn commented at 4:38 PM~
Oh Pissy, you crack me up.
I have no bedroom eyes either, never have.
Now I don't need them anyway, I can't keep my LBCG off of me. (When she's not confused anyway...)-
Jessica commented at 4:53 PM~
Love that answer!
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commented at 6:03 PM~
I sooo do not have bedroom eyes. If I do-it's only because one is closed and the other is crossed. I can barely stay awake after 9pm. Sometimes I just close 'em so I don't gotta pay attn...know what I'm sayin?!
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