MRS. PISSY BRITCHES

Sunday, June 19, 2005

Birthday's SUCK ASS

I picked out this ring I wanted for my birthday. Well it came on Thursday b/c Hubby ordered it for me. Well I fucking hate it. He doesn't know I took a peek at it when it came on Thursday although I am sure he wouldn't be suprised since I am the nosiest bitch in the whole world. SO, now when I open it today cuz he has it all wrapped up nice and pretty I have to act like I like it.
I HATE IT. It is the ugliest thing ever.

Sucky birthday for me. Also I ordered Gran-Sissy's present off the internet for Father's Day and Mr. Pissy's also. NEITHER one came in time.

What a great fucking day this is gonna be.

link | posted by Pissy Britches at Sunday, June 19, 2005

16 Comments:

Anonymous commented at 2:42 PM~: HAPPY BIRTHDAY PISSY!!!

Did ya not hate it before you said you wanted it? Looks totally different or what? Can ya lie and say it's too big or too small? Oooh not good huh!? Sorry your day isn't going so well, maybe it'll get better.
ToadyJoe commented at 3:09 PM~: Well, happy birthday at any rate. Sorry it sucked so far - may it get much, much better by nightfall.
Charlotte in Pa commented at 4:55 PM~: Happy Pissy Birthday... or Happy Birthday, Pissy. Whatever! Put on that ugly ass outfit pictured below, throw the ring on and celebrate. Then tomorrow, be very sad when it "accidentally" gets flushed down the toilet. I hope your day got better!
Random and Odd commented at 12:03 AM~: Well HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY! I spose I should get off my broken back and send out your present huh?
Random and Odd commented at 12:03 AM~: btw - I love you!
Elizabeth commented at 8:56 AM~: Don't you hate that??? I also ordered my husband's father's day present from Amazon on June 6 and did it make it in time? Nope. So I had to print out the picture of what it is and put that in his card. I was not pleased.
Pissy Britches commented at 9:21 AM~: Yeh, I think your right. I am gonna send that shit back. Hubby doesn't care b/c he didn't pick it out. I have it on today..it is kind of growing on me..but not that much.
Thanks guys for the birthday wishes. You fucking rock.
Pissy Britches commented at 9:21 AM~: Kristine-I LV YOU 2.
dashababy commented at 10:13 AM~: Happy birthday Steph. Sorry, Im a day late.
Anonymous commented at 10:18 AM~: Belated happy birthday! Sometimes, in between the many men in my life, I have time for my girlfriends - lol.

Sorry the ring sucks. Exchange it as soon as possible. I like you being pissy, but not pissy over a birthday gift!
NML/Natalie commented at 2:28 PM~: Happy belated birthday mofo. Hope that things picked up for you! x
Pissy Britches commented at 2:53 PM~: It ended up OK. My daddy made me a homeade cobbler and brought me a birthday cake..then he got me a really nice pair of earrings and I got some other stuff from "THE IN-LAWS FROM HELL"
Besides that..it was all good.
Kathryn commented at 5:45 PM~: Happy Happy Birthday Pissy friend.

I NEED to have you e-mail me. Right away.

recoveringstraightgirl at verizon dot net.
kalki commented at 10:07 PM~: Fuck the ring, girl. Happy fucking belated birthday anyway!
Kate commented at 1:17 AM~: Sucks about the ring, hope you end up with something better. Birthday gifts are not supposed to "grow" on you. Return the fucker! Happy day to you anyhow.
The Merry Widow commented at 12:35 PM~: I fucking missed your birthday! Happy belated birthday! You better take a picture of that ring before you send it back. I wanna see it!

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