Tuesday, June 28, 2005
Did You MISS ME BITCHES???
I missed you guys. Just wanted to post real quick to let you know I am still alive and kickin.I took a couple of days off this week b/c Mr. Pissy and my stepson are gone to Summer Camp and my step daughter is at her Grandpa's. SOOOO..me and Lil' Miss Pissy went on Sunday to stay the night with Gran-Sissy and after many prayers and shit like that she only broke 1 ITEM the whole time we were there. See my dad lives in this 700 square foot "junk store". He has shit everywhere from floor to ceiling FULL of nick nacks and breakable things. He has a life size manequin in his living room with a red sequin gown and red sequin shoes and feather boa..etc..you get the picture. I was going to take a pic while I was there of all this shit so you would get the point but I forgot b/c I had to follow my fucking child around everywhere to make sure she didn't destroy everything. Luckily Gran-Sissy removed some of the 500 magnets from the bottom of the fridge and put those little alphabet magnets up there for her to play with so that kept her occupied long enough for me to sit down and smoke a cigarette. We came home yesterday and I have pretty much been in "recovery" mode since.
It sure has been nice to have to house to myself...just me and my child. It is quiet..I can get all kinds of shit done.
However, I do miss Mr. Pissy. He called me from camp yesterday and he is taking a LifeGuard Certification Course while he is there. So he went to lift one of those heavy things that are suppose to resemble a dead body in the water or whatever the fuck you call it..well his fucking motherfucking wedding band slipped off his finger as he went to lift this piece of shit and it is now in 10 feet of fucking water. He called me and said "I have some bad news" well that is just the wrong fucking thing to say to me so then he tells me and of course I was heart broken. He said "honey, I just felt like somebody kicked me in my balls when I realized it was gone"...soooo...there you have it. I am very sad about it. But if that is the worst bad news I get for a while I will be happy. We will just go buy another one. AND..if we are lucky someone will find it..he put up signs all over the camp ground for all these little teenage boys offering a reward of 50 bucks if anyone got out in the lake and found it. Nothing motivates a bunch of teenage boys more than money.
Anyway, how have you guys been???? What the hell are you up to?
13 Comments:
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Charlotte in Pa commented at 3:51 PM~
Welcome the fuck back! I wish you had gotten a picture of that mannequin. You just KNOW that would come in handy for SPF someday... Hope all is well and that you enjoy your time with Lil Miss Pissy!
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commented at 6:00 PM~
Man I wish ya coulda taken a picture of the manequin! Not everyone can say their dad has one of those hanging around in their livingroom....so jealous.
What size shoe?-
Kathryn commented at 7:52 PM~
I'VE MISSED YOU PISSY!!!
Please don't stay away.
Sounds like you had fun at Gran Sissy's. I would sure like to have seen that dress and boa too. I remember those days of following your kid around to be sure she doesn't break any shit. That stage will pass soon enough and she'll be sassing at you.-
Pissy Britches commented at 7:54 PM~
Shit..I don't think it will ever be over. She has worn my ass down the last 2 days. I feel like I could sleep for 3 days. Did I say I like being by myself..??
Ahhh...I can't wait for Mr. Pissy to get home so I can go outside and smoke by myself!-
Random and Odd commented at 8:36 PM~
Bout fucking time you got back!!
YES I MISSED YOUR PISSY ASS! Check your stat tracker...I was here 30 times a day!
That goes for all you guys though..i'm a bit obsessive about visiting your sites.
*sigh* I JUST LOVE YOU ALL.-
Jessica commented at 10:46 PM~
I'm going camping in like 36 hours for 4 days!!!!!! Sucks that he lost his ring. :(
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Kate commented at 3:20 AM~
Well Fuck. Everyone else was saying it so I didn't want to be left out. Especially Charlotte! Never see her use that word. My husband lost his ring five years ago. I had an aneurism and we bought him a new one. I just make it my quest in life to make him miserable and then I feel okay about it. ;)
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Charlotte in Pa commented at 7:28 AM~
You never SEE me use it, Kate... but you HEAR me use it plenty. (fanfuckingtastic, unfuckingbelievable, absofuckinglutely, etc.)
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Robert Allen Zimmerman commented at 8:27 AM~
Everybody I know has a story about how their man lost the fucking ring. I think that one particularly brilliant specimen lost it three times in the first year. I say buy in bulk those cheap rings that turn your fingers green, then you won't give a fuck.
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Pissy Britches commented at 10:48 AM~
Umm he is lucky I don't tattoo his balls! I guarantee if I lost my shit I would not get a replacement. That is what I have been looking for this morning. But NOOOOO..he wants to go back to the same store and buy the same one we bought the other one at.
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Charlotte in Pa commented at 1:22 PM~
You know that as soon as you buy another one, he'll get a call that some teenager has found the old one....
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NML/Natalie commented at 2:59 PM~
Welcome back mofo! I want to go to your dads shop! I do a good kick in the nuts if you want me to ;-)
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Amy commented at 7:22 PM~
I HATE going to people's houses where they have knick knack paddy whacks give a mom a heart attack.
My brother's house is like that. The Royal Fucking Doultons and the soapstone carvings I would like very much to take a ball peen hammer to.
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