Wednesday, June 29, 2005
HUSH..MY ASS
Lil' Miss Pissy and I were sitting home yesterday on my day off and she suddendly turned into someone else's kid.I was whistling a tune to her and I was doing this kind of loud but just trying to entertain the lil' shit when suddendly my child who hardly says more than 2 words at a time says to me...
"MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY (as she is hitting me on my leg) NO, NO, HUSH"
I about pee'd myself but at the same time was like OH HELL NO she didun't just tell me to HUSH. What is next.
At least she didn't say SHUT THE FUCK UP or something which is suprising b/c you KNOW who her mother is. That is probably next.
4 Comments:
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Kathryn commented at 6:13 PM~
I'll never forget the day that DD#2 came downstairs to inform me that her sister is "a stupid pain in the ass."
I spit out whatever I was drinking I was laughing so fucking hard.-
commented at 8:00 PM~
I don't think she liked your whistling Pissy.
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Margaret commented at 2:26 PM~
When my daughter was 3, I made her find her belt before she could watch tv. She told me that she 'didn't like my stinky attitude'.
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The Merry Widow commented at 4:00 PM~
My mom told me that when I was about 4, I gave her the bird. I love that story.
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