Monday, July 11, 2005
I Stole This From RSG...
She said I could....because she is a hooker ass biatch..What am I happy about? I am happy that we got some fucking rain(Thanks Dennis) around here and that I went ahead and bought some of Lil' Miss Pissy's birthday presents at lunch because I usually wait until the last minute and that fucking SUCKS.
What am I excited about? My future trip to CA to visit Kristine and RSG and my vacation in 3 weeks! YEEE FUCKING HEEE HAW.
What do I feel grateful for? My daughter and my husband..every single day. And definitely my Daddy (aka Gran-Sissy)..
What am I proud of? My life. The way things turned out so far and I am glad I made the right choices to get me here. Where I come from it is easy to make the wrong choices and end up living in a trailer in the woods on food stamps working out in the Tobacco field with no bra on and camel toe.
Who do I love and who loves me? I love all of you biatches! MY DAUGHTER! I love my family and my friends.
Everyone loves me..wtf kinda question is that.
12 Comments:
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Mahala commented at 4:22 PM~
LOL I hate to wear a bra!! And although I'm not technically "in the woods", my trailer does sit within the boundries of a national forest. I hate to wear shoes too. I'm not on food stamps, but I'm gonna 'scuse myself momentarily and go check myself for camel toe. I'll let ya know how it turns out!! Seriously, you crack me up! :)
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Torrie commented at 4:45 PM~
Hey! You linked me!
I am so fucking honored.-
Kathryn commented at 4:48 PM~
There will be NO camel toes if you're gonna hang with me Pissy.
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Pissy Britches commented at 8:05 PM~
No camel toe here RSG.
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Pissy Britches commented at 8:08 PM~
Romani Heart-I totally didn't mean that trailers are bad. Gran Sissy lived in a trailer the whole time I was growing up. It is the other things that I am worried about..like the no bra big titties hanging out and camel toe. When you eat a lot of fried food you get camel toe.
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Amy commented at 8:53 PM~
"end up living in a trailer in the woods on food stamps working out in the Tobacco field with no bra on and camel toe"
This? Is why I come here.-
Charlotte in Pa commented at 9:50 PM~
Of course we love you, Pissy - because you say some fucking funny stuff. And now, thanks to Kristine, we can all imagine it in that Southern drawl. Fabulous!
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Mahala commented at 10:27 PM~
Oh no, trailers ARE bad lol. My kid says its like living in a giant foil wrapped tater. Oh and I checked, I'm camel toe free lol.
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dashababy commented at 10:44 AM~
Mom, youre gonna laugh your ass off when I explain to you what a camel toe is.
I cant wait to see you when you come visit. it doesnt seem real!
As far as trailers go,,,, i have lived in about 3 of them, 2 of them were in parks and i was on welfare for a short time after my divorce while i was in beauty college but i take no offense here. i know what you mean. If I were still living in an old trailer, destitute now that would be bad. But i still remember what it was like. i always described it as a large cracker box. my washer was outside on plywood. ive come along way baby. thank god.-
Mahala commented at 11:19 AM~
This sounds mean but, I really wanna hear what the Fonz says when you explain camel toes!!!
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dashababy commented at 12:31 PM~
Romani,,,, she did laugh her ass off....
Mom being the Fonz is pretty cool ya know, heeeey,,, Im shocked that she did not know what that is.-
Random and Odd commented at 6:46 PM~
*throwing hands up in the air*
Torrie called me today and said, "Did you know that PB made a post for your mom about camel toes?"
I swear, i really hope I only hear the words, 'Camel Toe and Your Mother'
only ONCE in my life.
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