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Tuesday, July 19, 2005

It's FUCKING ON...Like Donkey Kong..

So my big pussy ass finally booked my flight to California to see bitchmouth (Kristine) and bitch ass ho (Recovering Straight Girl). I DID IT all by myself and everything. That is an accomplishment for a country girl that has never been anywhere much in her life. We tend to never leave the same county around here after the age of 18. Most people that I went to school with still live in my hometown..so I have already broken the leaving the county rule and now I am going to see my blogger friends in California. Yeh, you should have heard me trying to explain to my Daddy (Gran Sissy) why I was going to CA by myself for 5 days. That was pretty funny shit. I also had to explain what "blogging" was..b/c he has never even turned on a computer.

But, before I booked my flight yesterday I had to tell Kristine that I had a nightmare the night before last that she came and got me from the airport and we got back to her house and she totally FUCKING hated me and we started fighting and cussing at each other and she took me back to the airport and I came back home. I woke up in a total and complete panic.

Greeeatttt dream huh? Just what a paranoid freak like me needed to dream about.

But the shit is booked and I am going and we are going to have one hell-of-a time....maybe by the time they get finished makin fun of the way I talk I will have something to make fun of them about.

link | posted by Pissy Britches at Tuesday, July 19, 2005

15 Comments:

Blogger ToadyJoe commented at 11:46 AM~  

I'm jealouser than fucking shit, that's what I am.

Blogger Renee commented at 1:52 PM~  

Damn Pissy, it sounds like you are from the same place I grew up minus the accent. I did make it out though. Thank God. I hope you have a great time. Live it up!!

Boob Sweat

Anonymous Anonymous commented at 3:33 PM~  

I'm so fucking jealous...I have to choose between a computer and BlogThis2005...

Have a wonderfuckingful time, everyone!

Blogger The Merry Widow commented at 3:56 PM~  

I'M SO JEALOUS THAT I CAN'T GO!!! Kristine tried real hard last night to convince me though. BTW, she does a GREAT impression of your accent. I was crying from laughing so hard! I SO WANNA MEET YOU IN PERSON!!!

Blogger Pissy Britches commented at 4:26 PM~  

Lil Sis-I KNOW...I wish you could come!!!!

MWIDOW-YOU SHOULD COME TOO!~ Come on, if I can do it..you can do it!

HDL-I am dreading leaving Lil' Miss Pissy but know we will have fun and hopefully Kristine will keep it just to pic's and not video's so you all can hurrr me talk.

Blogger NML/Natalie commented at 5:19 PM~  

That sounds so cool! I'd love to do someting like that. Jealous as fuck!

Blogger NML/Natalie commented at 5:19 PM~  

That sounds so cool! I'd love to do someting like that. Jealous as fuck!

Blogger Random and Odd commented at 3:51 AM~  

I'm going to make sure she has the time of her life!

I promise to only pick on her like 2 hours of each day!!

I'm so excited I peed myself.

Anonymous Anonymous commented at 6:15 AM~  

that's so cool that you two are goin to cali. i hope you have a great time...and smile cause you know kristine and her bamf will be clickin away. when ya leavin?
i love flying...love that wooooosshhh feelin ya get when ya take off. love that!

Blogger Vajana commented at 7:48 AM~  

I am so jealous. You are going to have such a great time. Make sure you bring your Pissy shirt!! That BAMF is going to be tired from all the pics it takes!!!

Blogger Elizabeth commented at 2:36 PM~  

I want lots of pictures of y'all doing compromising things.

Blogger Firestarter5 commented at 7:20 PM~  

When they're done laughing at your accent inform them that their fucking Governor Ahnold can't even pronounce the name of the state he represents. However, he did rock in Predator....

Blogger Kathryn commented at 12:20 AM~  

Pissy, we are going to have a GREAT fucking time!!! I promise to start talking like you in like five minutes after we meet, okay?

FYI to Firestarter; RSG is from OR-A-GONE, we have a "normal" govenor...

Blogger Random and Odd commented at 1:24 PM~  

quit picking on the Gov'a'nator!!

Blogger dashababy commented at 11:01 AM~  

Youre so funny, lol.
Im glad you booked your trip here to see us all by yourself. I wish I coulda heard the conversation you had with your dad. I bet that was funny.

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