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Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Farewell my bitches..

Well..about 24 hours from now I will be in the airport flying my ass to see the girls.
I am not nervous anymore. I know we are going to have a blast. Lots of beers and cigarettes and laughing and I might even cry once or twice since this will be the first extended trip away from McKenna. :(

But, I wanted to do something fun.

I wanted to ask you guys to help me come up with a bunch of questions to ask the girls and then I will come back and post all the answers on this fabulous web site o'mine. Come on' ask anything you want..well you know..not ANYthing..

What do you want to know about Kristine and Recovering Straight Girl?
Submit your shit quick..I am blowing this biatch in a day or so...

link | posted by Pissy Britches at Wednesday, August 31, 2005

14 Comments:

Blogger Random and Odd commented at 2:28 PM~  

*waving hand in the air*

DID RSG GET HER TOASTER OVEN??

and DID KRISTINE FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET THE SOAP SCUM OUT OF THE SHOWER BEFORE YOU GOT THERE?

OOOH OOHHH, IS THE FONZ AS COOL AS KRISTINE MAKES HER OUT TO BE??

Does Kristine really have the bodies of exboyfriends buried in her backyard???

Anonymous Anonymous commented at 4:04 PM~  

Yeah what she said.

Annnnddd....is Shaun for real? Is Kristine the lil lady who lives in the shoe who has all those damn kids running around sucking the life completely out her? Oh yah, and um...

Kristine, see how long it takes Pissy to take her shoes off.
Them hillbillies can't keep thier shoes on.

Have a super fantastic fucking time!

Blogger Pissy Britches commented at 4:14 PM~  

Kimmyk-Girl, I am wearing flip flops the whole time. I have about 10 fucking pair.
So you can bet that it won't take me long!

Blogger Elizabeth commented at 4:24 PM~  

I just wanna know if they are as incredibly cool as they seem online. :) Y'all will have a blast. If they make fun of your accent, just turn it up sistah. Use ain't, y'all and shit like that a LOT.

Blogger ToadyJoe commented at 9:37 PM~  

I want to know how Shaun handles all that estrogen in the house! But that's not a question, so...

1. Exactly how much alcohol was consumed from the time y'all disembarked the planes til y'all got back on 'em again?

2. What were Kristines, and RSGs, and YOUR favorite moments of the Conference?

Thanks for askin!

Blogger pack of 2 commented at 11:00 PM~  

Is RSG's shower massage a hand-held?

Angie

Blogger Kathryn commented at 11:42 AM~  

Pissy... It's three and a half hours until you get on the plane!!!!

Blogger Pissy Britches commented at 11:44 AM~  

RSG-!!!!!!~
Holy shit!
I KNOW!
What the hell.
I don't know if I can do this..yes I can, yes I can.

Blogger Kathryn commented at 12:06 PM~  

You'll be FINE. Just remember not to bring any sharp objects on the plane, and don't make any statements about just returning from a terrorist training camp.

We will be there to pick you up tonight girl!!! I get in ten minutes before you!!

Blogger Sue commented at 12:42 PM~  

Questions for all three...
The slumber party basics...when did you lose your virginity (the first time)? Just how long does it take to grow back?

Carpet or hardwood floors? And I am not asking for decorating tips.

Just how many shots does it take to get to the center of a RSG? Is it like a tootsie pop?

How much would it cost to get Pissy real drunk and call our answering machine and say "KIss my grits"? Will you take a credit card?

Will you be playing I never? What about spin the bottle? If there is naked twister we want video.

We sure wish we were going to be there. Looking forward to many updates.
Sue and Charlotte

Blogger dashababy commented at 9:14 PM~  

Lol @ Sue & Charlotte, that's too funny. Does it matter what time we call you??

No dead bodies in Kris' back yard but I think she found a couple cats.

Blogger dashababy commented at 9:15 PM~  

Pissy!!! I cant believe we get to see you and RSG!!! Woohoo!! Party on dudettes.

Blogger Charlotte in Pa commented at 9:52 PM~  

Nope. Feel free to call away. We might not answer, but the answering machine will be on and waiting....

Blogger Fatty commented at 9:58 PM~  

And I am wondering, what exactly IS toe jam? And why do some people get it bad and some not so bad? These sound like smart ladies, and that is what I would like to know.

Thank you, have a safe trip, and God Bless North Carolina.

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