Friday, August 26, 2005
Fuck..Fucking..Fucker..Fuckidy..Fuck..Fuck..
How many posts have I named that title?A whole fucking bunch.
Oh well.
Well I guess I spoke to soon. Mr. Pissy has started to be extra whiney regarding his nut sac the last few days.
See, what had happen wuz, on Wednesday he didn't wear his jock strap nor did he wear underwear which is a regular thing for him BUT this my folks is the DUMBEST FUCKING POSSIBLE thing you could ever do after a vasectomy. The nut sac needs great support to heal and when you don't wear your jock strap and let your nuts fling around all day long and bounce up and down your nuts get sick and tired of it and they PUNISH you.
Him: My nuts are achey.
Me: Achey? What do you mean achey?
Him: They HURT and it is making me grouchy!
Me: Like flu achey?
Him: Yeh, my nuts have the flu.
This is day 3 of achey nuts.
Did I mention that I would be leaving for California in appox. 6 fucking DAYS.
WHOA! I am starting to freak out.
11 Comments:
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Margaret commented at 4:19 PM~
sorry his nuts have the flu... :(
but its too damn cool that you are comin out here!!! :)
peace...-
NML/Natalie commented at 6:15 PM~
Tell him that you'll give him a flu injection and that should quieten him...
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dashababy commented at 6:26 PM~
Better the flu than an infuction.
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Torrie commented at 7:28 PM~
Has he been back to the doctor yet?
I hope he doesn't have an infection.-
Pissy Britches commented at 8:22 PM~
Torrie-No, he doesn't have to go back to the Dr...just has to provide some "samples" in 6 weeks and again 4 weeks after that to make sure it is "clean"
But I will be making him if he doesn't start feeling better.
Never thought about an infection.
Ewwww...that would suck if he got a ball infection.-
commented at 6:44 AM~
poor poor mr pissy.
bright side: better him than you.-
Kami commented at 8:38 AM~
Nothing is more fun than a whiney man with a bad ball sac. My hubs is going to the doc next week, because our son got him good with a golf club, and he's still sore.
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Amy commented at 9:35 AM~
Achey Breaky Nuts. Bummer.
What about crushing up some aspirin tablets and making a paste and spreading it on there? It might appease the nuts.-
Charlotte in Pa commented at 3:52 PM~
One of our friends that we visited in Arizona recently had this operation.... he is going back because he keeps getting "phantom nut pains." Which of course cracked me up. I pictured a tiny little ghost... "Ooooohhhh.... I am the phantom of Joe's nuts.... Oooooh!"
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commented at 11:12 AM~
OMG! The post was hilarious, but these comments are too much!
There's nothing I can add...it's all been said.
poor Mr. Pissy.-
Elizabeth commented at 1:40 PM~
You crack me the fuck UP.
When his nuts start getting the sniffles, then he needs to get to the doctor FORTHWITH.
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