Monday, August 22, 2005
Not One Whimper...
Well, Mr. Pissy made it through the ball sac trauma.His surgery was at 8am on Friday morning. They were done by 9:00am.
He informed me on Thursday night that the nurse told him he would have to shave "the area" himself. I was totally grossed out by this but hey whatever. Of course he ask me to do it and of course you know I refused.
So I totally thought he was just pulling my leg about the whole shaving thing. I thought for sure that is something they would do or whatever. Oh hell no, he was actually serious. Tell me how scary that must be for a man, having to shave your own nads.
Anyways, he said that the nurse complimented him on his shaving job and ask if I did it? WTF?
He told her I was repulsed at the idea and that he did it.
On the way home he was higher than a kite and said a few mumbling words. He didn't realize that they had given him a scrip for pain. I ask him if he wanted me to stop and get it filled and he says to me..
"What pain medicine?"
me: Honey, the one that the Dr. that just slashed your balls open gave you.
"Let me see that"
me:(hand him the scrip)
"Oh hell no, I don't want that"
me:WHAT? You just had someone cut you open and you don't want your pain med's.
"Nope."
me:Okay dumbass.
So we pass Walgreens and he makes me stop and instead of filling this fabulous wonderful pain medicine that we could keep on hand in case of "emergencies" he says he wants to go in and get himself a jock strap, "for support" he says. What the fuck ever.
So, there I was just knowing that when I got home from work Friday afternoon he would be in horrific ball pain with no med's and I would be freaking out trying to take care of him.
But nope, he suprised me. He didn't say one word about it all weekend.
Ladies, make your man do it when the time comes.
It is really no big deal.
It is still hard for me to belive I will never have another child. I wasn't totally all for this decision. He thinks I was but he ultimatley made the decision. He has 3 kids and is almost 36. He doesn't want anymore. For me, the want will always be there but I know better. I know that my nerves could not handle it. I know that McKenna makes my life complete.
That is all that matters I guess. Anything else would just be a bonus at this point.
13 Comments:
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commented at 4:40 PM~
awwwwe...I didn't know Lil' Miss Pissy's name is McKenna. That's just too cute!
I'm glad Mr. Pissy made it without too much pissin' and moanin' - lol.
And I don't blame you for not shaving him! I'd be afraid I'd nick something very important!-
commented at 7:41 PM~
I didn't know her name was McKenna. That is a really cool name!
Yah, good thing ya didnt shave 'em cause if you had slipped and cut one off-ohhh buddy! you woulda had more than one Mr Pissy of a man to deal with.-
Elizabeth commented at 7:54 PM~
My husband also had a vasectomy but it was before my time. Now we gotta get that shit reversed so I can shove out a kid or two.
The whole self shaving thing must be new because the husband said the nurse did him and it was the one time that he sorta....saluted her. He was suitably horrified. I am sure she has seen it all though.-
Kami commented at 8:19 AM~
Glad he's doing okay! I think we're set with just one, too...
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Random and Odd commented at 10:06 AM~
Yeah, my ex had to do his own shaving...except he took what the dr. said a little bit more seriously. HE SHAVED EVERYTHING.
He showed me and I just laughed at him. I told him he looked like a 12 year old boy.
He did pretty good after too.
GO PICK UP THE MEDS AND BRING THEM TO ME! My back is out and my ball sack is throbbing.-
Pissy Britches commented at 10:10 AM~
Kristine-You are stoopid.
I am gonna go get those pain med's and pass them out to all my readers!
"Guess what bitches..today is Hydrocodone DAY!!!woo hoo!"-
dashababy commented at 10:18 AM~
What a stud! Well, maybe that was a poor choice of words but let's just say he's a tough guy.
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SouthernChickie commented at 10:43 AM~
I had my uterus removed a couple of years ago. Should I make my husband get the "snip snip" just for the hell of it?
I'm thinking, um yea..-
Pissy Britches commented at 3:02 PM~
Thanks for all the compliments on my kid's name. I didn't know yall didn't know her real name.
I feel like a shithead.
She is named after Gransissy believe it or not.
His name-Kenneth AKA Kenny AKA Gran Sissy.
So, McKenna is the closest we could come to that.-
Jessica commented at 3:40 PM~
it is a really beauitful name. glad mr. pissy is not in too much pain. although i'm with you on the WTF jock strap.
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Mama Duck commented at 9:11 PM~
Wow. A man who doesn't whine like a bitch when he's laid up?
You've got yourself a winner there Mrs. Pissy Britches!-
Libby commented at 10:08 AM~
hey, came from kimmy's website...your husband had that done for you? OMG!! Kevin said I had to have it done!! sonofabitch!! one of the guys i used to work with actually came to work that day after he had it done!!
BoUnCeS!! LibbY!
btw....i like your little 'un's name, too!!-
ladylongfellow commented at 3:56 PM~
A vasectomy isn't that bad-my " "(still married to him, yep) had it done 8 years ago. If women can give birth while working in the fields, drop the baby and go back to work without complaining a few men somewhere can go through a little pain without whining -you just got lucky you have one Pissy! My hubby always shaved there(I'm the anti-hair queen)...so I don't recall if they said it needed to be shaved or not -makes sense though. Two little slices with the knife...a snip..a few ties..and tucks..and BAM -all done! I watched it being done and I stayed at a Holiday Inn Select and I still say...I could have done it -and a hell of a lot cheaper. We also wouldn't have had to wait the hour in the office before the 10 minute surgery.
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