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Saturday, August 06, 2005

Why ME?


We have NO AIR CONDITIONING!

None, zip...notta.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.

I am having a major anxiety attack.

Also the new riding lawn mower is broke the fuck down.

So, what does this mean..can't hold the birthday bash for lil' miss pissy here because 10 people in this house with no air..well let's just say somebody will NOT FUCKING MAKE IT OUT ALIVE and I refuse to have company over here with our yard looking like a fucking corn field.

Oh and we called every heat/air place in the yellow pages...NO APPOINTMENTS LEFT FOR TODAY..must wait till MONDAY!

Happy fucking Saturday.

link | posted by Pissy Britches at Saturday, August 06, 2005

13 Comments:

Blogger Kathryn commented at 2:16 PM~  

Time to call Chuck E Cheeses!!!!!
Hang in there Pissy, love ya!

Blogger Elizabeth commented at 2:38 PM~  

Damn, I missed ya and all that cursing. Makes me sound like a school girl - LOVE IT.

Blogger Charlotte in Pa commented at 3:17 PM~  

I'm sorry, Pissy. That really sucks! If it makes you feel better, I have spent the majority of the hottest summer in recent PA history with no air conditioning. Two tricks... go for lots of car rides and sleep naked. (Of course, that doesn't help with the birthday party. Or if it does, it's not about Lil Miss Pissy anymore) Hang in there!

Blogger Mahala commented at 3:41 PM~  

OMG I'd die!!!!! I know it's not erm..politically correct, but you could always host the birthday party at Mickey D's or something. It's better than nothing and at least they have air.

Anonymous Anonymous commented at 3:50 PM~  

OMG, Pissy, I'm sooooo sorry! I mean, at least on the 16th floor of this place the AC is trying to work. That must so fucking suck for you! On Lil' Miss Pissy's birthday too! fuckin' oh!

And well, as one who lives in the midst of fucking corn and soybean fields, I can understand why you want the lawn mowed. Oh. you. poor. Pissy!

And to think I was afraid I wouldn't get fucked stupid - some people have /real/ problems. Doh!

Blogger Pissy Britches commented at 5:00 PM~  

I know it all seems so petty but I swear I turn into devil bitch when I am hot. I am on the verge of a mental breakdown. Did I mention that on our last night on vacation that my van wouldn't start.
Dead battery..yeh, this is suckin big ole dick.

Blogger Pissy Britches commented at 7:56 PM~  

I love me some Chuck E Fucking Cheese too.
Hell yeh.
But, I had to go to the grocery instead.
Did I also mention that my child has a very HIGH fever.
Ok..enough whining for today.
More tomorrow.

Blogger Random and Odd commented at 12:11 AM~  

quit your whining.

Hee hee.

Anonymous Anonymous commented at 4:46 AM~  

sorry to hear lil miss pissy pants has a fever...hope its down by now.

glad your back-sorry your shit is broke.

that always happens though doesnt it? go on vacation-spend all the extra money just to come home and find out yer shit is broke! hate that.

Blogger dashababy commented at 9:51 AM~  

Bummer. I hate being hot. ((sweaty hugs))

Blogger Pissy Britches commented at 10:47 AM~  

Kristine-SHUT UP
the air is fixed and the kid has no fever today
still can't have the party here but oh well.
we are making progress i reckon.

Blogger NML/Natalie commented at 3:54 PM~  

Wow, you really are back. I love your posts with all of the cussing! Hope you sorted something in the end :-)

Blogger The Merry Widow commented at 12:32 AM~  

YUCK! Been there, done the no A/C thing. I totally feel for ya.

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