Tuesday, September 13, 2005
Hissy Fits...
This is what happens when Gran Sissy comes to visit.
She starts fucking driving cars and when you try to take her out of the car she throws the biggest flopping arms & legs fucking fit ever and now everytime you put her in the car she thinks she gets to sit in a regular seat and put on a regular seatbelt and then you pick her up and put her in the carseat while legs kick and screaming continues..then you buckle her in and shut the door and thank the lord that he gave you some kind of willpower not to whip her ASS!
14 Comments:
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Elizabeth commented at 8:34 PM~
Thank the Lord someone curses more than I do. LOL
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commented at 8:59 PM~
oh i know what you mean....believe me....my kids useta like melt at the knees and drop to the ground and sort of flop like a dead fish....where the hell do they learn this shit???
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Vajana commented at 9:50 PM~
so Pissy a dream came true eh?? What other dreams do you have to accomplish now--you saw the Crue and partied with RSG and Kristine, I'd say you are ahead of the game fer shure.
Kiddy tantrums...they never go away.-
Kami commented at 9:56 PM~
I've been there, sister. Ugh.
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Margaret commented at 11:17 PM~
she is so cute!!!
peace...-
Michele in Michigan commented at 12:44 AM~
ROFLMAO
My son did that shit ONE TIME in We Be Toys. I fixed his dumb little ass.
I promptly laid my 200 lb ass down on the fucking floor of that store, in the CHECKOUT line, no less, and threw the BIGGEST mutherfucking tantrum he had ever seen.
His eyes got as huge as dinner plates. I got up, looked at him and said, "See how stupid that looks?" Worked like magic.
Of course, I could never set foot in that place again hehehe-
Pissy Britches commented at 9:15 AM~
Shaun-SHUT UP. I did not! That was RSG!
SFG-Yes, I do curse more than anyone I know. AND I LIKE IT.
Kimmyk-They learn it from the evil kids that they are in daycare with. That is the only thing I can figure out.
M in Michigan-Gurl, that is fucking hilarious. I am gonna try that. Maybe I will just do it right here at my desk.-
Unknown commented at 10:54 AM~
did you let her drive? what kinda nissan is that?
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Kathryn commented at 12:25 PM~
Somehow they get the strength of a two hundred pound man when you try to force them into a carseat. I don't know how that happens. It's some kind of physics formula or something.
You just need to start BRIBING her.
"lil miss pissy, sit in your seat and I'll give you some caaaannndy."
Works everytime.
Even on me!-
Pissy Britches commented at 12:45 PM~
RSG-Except for you it would be
"RSG, sit in your seat and I will give you 5 Cosmopolitans and watch you stumble to the car"
hehe.
I am a fucking bitch.
Hooker Ass Bitch to be exact.-
Random and Odd commented at 1:48 PM~
ROTFLMAO
RSG on Cosmos could have been one of the funniest things I have ever seen!-
Renee commented at 1:54 PM~
But damn she's so fucking cute!:-)
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The Merry Widow commented at 6:00 PM~
LOL at all of the RSG/Shaun/Kristine banter. When is the next BlogThis Convention? We don't have to wait until next September, do we?
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Charlotte in Pa commented at 11:54 AM~
She is SO cute. Love the bow! And why, oh why, do we not have video of RSG stumbling to the car? That would be hysterical! I love it when kids go all Jello-legged when you are trying to walk with them somewhere. Then your choices are: 1) pick them up - which is probably exactly what they want, 2) pick them up - which will piss them off and end up in you getting kicked relentlessly, or 3) drag them and risk being arrested for child abuse. Little bastards.
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