Tuesday, October 11, 2005
Just Look At The Fucking Picture...
Today I am crabby. The sun hasn't shown it's pretty fucking little face around here in 3 days. It is pissing me off. It has been cold, gloomy and doing that miserable, make your hair all fucked up and fuzzy misting thing. I HATE THIS FUCKING WEATHER. I think I will just lay in bed and watch Breaking Bonaduce until next summer. GOD, have you seen that show. THAT SHOW IS FUCKED UP, THAT MAN IS FUCKED UP..but it entertains me. Trash TV is ALL FOR ME. I feel sorry for his wife, I would have killed that fucker a long time ago. Cut off his nads with a dull knife.
Anyways, tonight Mr. Pissy and I had a little parenting issue. I hope this isn't a sign of what is to come in the future. This has also made me crabby. It went a little something like this...a very small parenting issue it may be but today just isn't good timing.
Me: catch McKenna sitting on couch with her big toe up in her cakehole.
Me to McKenna: Get your foot out of your mouth, that is nasty.
McKenna: Promptly removes foot from mouth, contiues watching Angelina Ballerina.
Mr. Pissy: Looks at me like I am nuts and says "Awww..McKenna, you can put your foot in your mouth anytime you want to"
McKenna: Does not DARE put fucking foot back in mouth.
Me to Mr. Pissy: Giving that look of death..WTF was that about, I don't tell your kids they can do something after you say they can't do it.
Mr. Pissy: (Hangs head down) No, you don't, your right.
At least I am fucking right about something.
It is also report card day at the Pissy residence. That is NEVER a fucking good thing.
It seems my blog might be boring some of you lately. I apologize if I don't say fuck enough anymore. I told you I am a bitch ass ho this time of year. Hopefully you will be nice little blog friends and be patient with me. HUGS to all of you bitches.
9 Comments:
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Kami commented at 9:28 PM~
Well, fuckin' A. That pisses me right the hell of with the hubs and I don't agree on the parenting shit. FUCK FUCK FUCK.
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pack of 2 commented at 9:32 PM~
I know what you mean about rain & the hair. I hate my hair & think it looks frizzy anyway, but if it gets wet...forget about it!
I love trash TV but Angie doesn't so I don't get to watch as often as I would like. I do want to catch that show because I heard that dude is messed up! I can't imagine why he would want to film that shit...WTF???
Shelly-
Random and Odd commented at 11:45 PM~
Oh hell no he didn't!
Don't make me call Nanny 911 on his ass for that!-
Margaret commented at 12:06 AM~
it is so wrong to undermine what one parent has said...ugh...
and hugs to you during this time of year... :) Jen has the same type of issues...
peace...-
Pissy Britches commented at 9:19 AM~
Kami- I know. FUCK! Fuck it.
Pack of 2- You know I was thinking the same thing. Why and the fuck would you want everyone in the fucking nation seeing you act like an idiot. I don't get it but I love it.
MRTL- I am gonna same page him, right up his ass. I am the boss of my child. :)
Kristine- That would really piss him off..he hates that woman.
Monkey- Thanks for the hugs..I need them...bad.
HDL- Thanks you Hooker Ass Bitch!-
Elizabeth commented at 10:21 AM~
Damn girl, you are never boring. I love your stories - they crack me the hell up. Good for you for keeping the toes out of the mouth. That just is never good.
FUCK!-
Chickie commented at 11:41 AM~
Have you tried going outside and screaming at the sun to show it's pretty fucking face? I bet that would work for you.
I'm a reality t.v. whore but I just can't watch the Bonaduce show in one sitting. I'll watch about 5 minutes of it, pause it to talk about what a total train wreck the show is, and then start it back up.-
Michele in Michigan commented at 1:15 PM~
I absolutely HATE when my husband does that to me!! Especially when we BOTH know that I am the better parent, bless his pea-pickin' little heart! He is a sweetheart, but let's just say discipline is NOT his specialty.
I watched that trainwreck Bonaduce for 2 or 3 episodes. He is all kinds of fucked UP! His wife SHOULD leave him--it's GOTTA be fucking up his daughter. I think that series will end with his suicide, he is so far out there.
I LOVE trash TV too! Maybe we could just hang out under a huge quilt, eating those BonBon ice cream thingies and watching Springer LOLOL
You aren't boring us!! Blogger wouldn't let me respond to one of your posts the other day, that bitch!
Sending lots of hair-taming hugs your way!! Hang in there, girl!-
Pissy Britches commented at 2:30 PM~
MIM-THAT sounds perfect. bon bons..mmmmmmm...
If I was married to that fuck he would be DEAD.
He is crazy. I am crazy but he is like shit your pants and sit in it for 3 hours crazy.
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