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Monday, November 21, 2005

Did I Mention I Hate Cold?

This morning when I woke up it was dark..
This afternoon when I left work it was also dark. This is the shittiest time of the whole year. Well, except for Christmas.

I think this is punishment. Punishment for all the good fun we have in the summer time. Punishment for spending money on a pool of my own which is now sitting with a big black ugly cover over it. It is so fucking cold here that I cannot feel my toes and my ass cheeks are frost bit. I hate, hate, hate the COLD. Do you know how bad it sucks to have to go outside and smoke IN THE COLD. I know some of you live where it is much worse and I am sorry that I am such a big fat pussy but just let me bitch mmmkay.

Do you know how bad it sucks to have a husband who abso-fucking-lutely will NOT turn the thermostat above 68 on a day when it is 30 degrees outside because HE PAYS the electric bill and god fucking forbid it be 10 bucks more than normal. Well, I just turned it up..up to 72! I am such a rebel. Do you know that when he gets here in a few minutes he will walk his ass straight to that thermostat and turn it back down to 68 and I will wake up in the morning with my snot frozen mid way in my throat that I will have to try and hack up for 30 minutes.

I am cold.
That is all.

link | posted by Pissy Britches at Monday, November 21, 2005

26 Comments:

Blogger pack of 2 commented at 9:15 PM~  

GIRL...I hear ya!! I freeze my ass off all winter long. I hate it. RSG was here the other night & she seemed fine when we were sitting outside smoking...I thought I might freeze to death...and God help ya if the wind is blowin too!!!
We do turn the heat on but I'm still cold All The TIME!

You should see if you can find warm fuzzy socks to get through teh winter...and in the Pacific NW we are very fond of layering clothing...it does help.

Shelly

Blogger pack of 2 commented at 10:16 PM~  

I send that email to you at work because the other address wouldn't go through.

Shelly

Blogger Kami commented at 10:20 PM~  

I know, but I like wearing sweaters and jeans! It's finally getting a little cold here, but it'll be freaking 80 on Wednesday. ??

Blogger VikiBabbles commented at 10:31 PM~  

Mel sent me here. I'll be visiting more often, you're hilarious!

I'm freezing right now, and it's because it's 30 degrees outside and I got my gas bill yesterday. $160!!!!

I have to smoke outside in the cold, too. I keep a very warm Land's End stadium coat by the back door on a hook, and it smells like a wet ashtray.

Blogger Kathryn commented at 10:54 PM~  

Pissy, quit your bitching and go put on a sweater!!!

(I always wanted to say that! That's what my parents always told me when I was growing up freezing in Pennsylvania in a 100 year old house with little insulation, leaky windows, and one heater vent!)

Blogger Mind commented at 11:03 PM~  

Mrs. Pissy... I hear ya. If I go outside to suck a butt in the winter I look like the little kid in the Christmas Story doing it. LOL

Blogger Kami commented at 11:22 PM~  

Pissy, I just saw my first ever Nuvaring commercial, and I thought about you and Ding Ass the whole time.

Blogger MamaKBear commented at 2:15 AM~  

I'm with you...I HATE the cold!
Having to go outside to smoke now that it's cold is another incentive in my goal to quit smoking.

Anonymous Anonymous commented at 6:31 AM~  

I bitch for a different reason...its fucking hot here because heat rises, and I live on the top floor of the building (16th)....but I feel your pain. It's cold at work all the time - used to be hot. oh, it's probably just fucking hormones for me...I always have my pre-menopausal sweater handy - or I have it on - or it's off - or it's on...

A gay guy told me it's hot in Riley Towers because of all the flamers living here ;-)

Hope that made you laugh in the cold ;-)

Blogger Chickie commented at 7:19 AM~  

Would you and Mr. Pissy be interested in a house exchange program during the winter months? I am sick of all the effing sunshine! It just does not seem natural to run the a/c the week of Thanksgiving.

I think you're lucky as hell. I bet ya'll get snow too, huh?

When I'm uncomfortable here I'll turn the thermostat to what I want and then change it back before Sweety gets out of bed or gets home to see it.

Blogger hemlock commented at 8:07 AM~  

My dad was (is) so cheap that when I was a kid, he put a nail in the thermostat so we could never put the little lever above 63 (approx 17C). At night, it was down to 56 (approx 14C).

BUT, I appreciate it now because I'm used to cooler temps in my house. Now the heat kills me. Ugh.

We all have our preferences...but waking up freezing in your bed sucks. That's for sure.

Blogger Pissy Britches commented at 8:21 AM~  

Ok..I am still cold but I will quit my bitchin b/c RSG ask me to.
That HAB.
The sad thing is..now I am at work..and it is EVEN colder here..I have to sit around with jacket on my lap all day to keep my puss from freezing.

Blogger Elizabeth commented at 8:51 AM~  

I love the visual of the frozen snot. LOL

Maybe snuggling up with the hubby would help???

Blogger Charlotte in Pa commented at 9:42 AM~  

But... are you cold?? I couldn't really tell from your post. There seemed to be some controversy!

Blogger Pissy Britches commented at 9:54 AM~  

YES, I AM COLD.
Sorry, but I AM COLD.
Cold cold cold cold cold cold cold fucking COLD.
It is cold!
Did I say it was cold?

Blogger Kami commented at 10:15 AM~  

Oh, and while I love to smoke when I drink, I just wanted to say this because I love you and all that shit: you do know what you have all that shit in your throat every morning, right? :)

XOXOXOXO

Blogger Amy commented at 10:42 AM~  

I say do some baking. But not really, just turn the oven on to 400 to preheat it and then a couple hours later, say, oh I can't bake we don't have the right ingredients.

Blogger pack of 2 commented at 12:29 PM~  

Being cold fucking SUCKS!!!!! I've always dreamed of living somewhere that never gets below 70 degrees. So I move around my entire life and do I ever move to that place...NO....cause I'm stupid!!!!

Angie

Blogger Pissy Britches commented at 1:06 PM~  

Kami-YES girl..I know, I know. Smoking is my friend though mmkay.
Do you know how much worse this blog would be if I stopped smoking!!
Amy-HAHAH. Baking..umm...I don't cook/bake..um..well..at all. Can I just turn the oven on and leave the door open like we did when we were kids? But if you wanna send me some yummy baked goods of yours..feel free..I will share with all the kids..NOT.
Angie-A-fucking-men sister. Well, not that your stupid cuz your not but being cold sucks and living somewhere where it never gets below 70 would be so perfect.

Blogger Shelli commented at 1:51 PM~  

It's always freezing in my house. ALWAYS. My heat did not go on until about 5 days ago when it was just a bit above 30 degrees outside. Yes, gas heat is expensive and I much like your hubby who is stubborn like a leo, refuse to crank the heat. Instead I have a small electric blanket for my bed and a radiator style heater thats on wheels that I just roll wherever I want it. Works really well for one room, and the heat is currently back down to 62.
Throw them toe socks on and invest in a nice electric blanket...you won't be sorry.

Blogger Pissy Britches commented at 2:50 PM~  

SBells-I have an electric blanket on my bed but I can't very well lay up in bed with 3 kids to tend too..we have a heater also but not one of those radiator kind. I need me one of them. And yes I do have my lovely TOE SOCKS and my other really confy socks that Kristine HAB bought me. I also have a big snuggly blanket on my couch and a hubby to cuddle with.
I WILL TOTALLY FUCKING SHUT UP NOW! I could totally be homeless...FUCK

Blogger Renee commented at 6:36 PM~  

Poor pissy...do you have icecicles hanging from your ummm.....?LOL

Blogger Firestarter5 commented at 6:37 PM~  

I can't wait for "key word analysis" this month. Let's pick out some words in this single post:
1) big black
2) fucking
3) ass cheeks
4) sucks
5) big fat pussy
6) husband
7) god fucking
8) throat

...Oh yes, it's going to be a pleasant month in Pissyville!

Anonymous Anonymous commented at 6:52 PM~  

HA! @ Firestarter 5!!!

Niiice.

I hate being cold Pissy.
Hate it worse when my feet are cold.
I get ugly and mean in the winter...I don't like the winter!!!
Honey says we're moving south cause he can't take my bitchin......girls gotta do what a girls gotta do.

Blogger Pissy Britches commented at 8:38 AM~  

Firestarter-holy shit..I have a dirty little mouth don't I.
I am a naughty girl.
Aw..well..fuck it.
:)

Blogger dashababy commented at 10:07 AM~  

68 Degrees??!! Thats too cold even for me in Calif!!!

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