Monday, November 28, 2005
I'm Moving to Africa
This fucking weather around here is killing me. This morning it was 70 degrees..well if it is 70 degrees around here in November you can bet your ass some shit is going to get tore up. A cold front pushed through the Ohio Valley (yes, I watch The Weather Channel) today so I am sure some of you know exactly what I mean but my dumbass actually decided to go shoe shopping at lunch time which is right before all hell broke loose. While I was in the shoe store I start hearing shit rattle and make funny sounds and I was pretty fucking scared. So what do I do...buy 2 pairs of shoes and leave so I can drive in the shit. I have NEVER seen wind blow that hard. It was ri- fucking- dick- u- lous. I thought to myself , "self, I just know God is punishing me for buying more shoes when I already have 45 pair in my closet that I never wear" but hey, I needed new black heels.
Anyways, this is what the god damned wind did to my new awning that I just purchased for the pool area last spring. And yes, I told my Mr. Pissy to take that shit down and but DID HE LISTEN TO ME. It ripped that motherfucker to hell and will soon be at the dump up the street. The picture sucks b/c it gets dark at fucking 4:30 around here but you get the point. Fuck. Now it is FREEZING outside again.
15 Comments:
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Charlotte in Pa commented at 8:09 PM~
Fucking weather. Sorry, Pissy. It was ungodly hot here today, too. And of course I had to pack and move stuff at my job... where I can't turn the heat off. I was ROASTING, sister! I'm really sorry about the awning. That sucks!
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Chickie commented at 9:11 PM~
Damn, sorry about the awning. I bet it'll get taken down next time you say so.
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dashababy commented at 9:30 PM~
God would not punish you for buying shoes! Don't ever think that!
Why would there be so many if He didn't want us to have a bunch.-
Kami commented at 9:45 PM~
But can we see the shoes? Come on!
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Margaret commented at 11:01 PM~
no hun...come to cali instead...
:)
peace...-
Kathryn commented at 11:14 PM~
It was lousy weather here today too; it actually was 31 degrees this morning. That's fucking cold.
Pissy, you HAB, I'm sorry I didn't comment on your blogversary. I really thought I had. I guess I was just too lovestruck by my Gwen.
I heart you oh so very much!!!-
commented at 11:19 PM~
it was warm here all day-i figured someone was getting blown over by a tornado somewhere. now it's pouring down freezing rain.
ohio weather-hate it.
you need to take pics of those shoes. i saw the cutest pair of black heels at work today-i've been thinkin bout 'em all day.-
SuburbanMom commented at 11:19 PM~
Oh my. Where the hell are you? texas?
And no dear, God would never punish you for buying shoes. Maybe he was pissed because you passed up the matching belt.-
Charlotte in Pa commented at 5:51 AM~
PS - in case you haven't heard... things in Africa aren't so fabulous, either!
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Elizabeth commented at 7:48 AM~
Darlin, if they listened, they would not be men.
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Kate Giovinco Photography commented at 9:55 AM~
The weather sucks her too. It is horrible it is 65 degrees in November in PA! WHERE IS THE SNOW?
Men if they would just listen when they are told to do something things would not break.
I would be so pissed!-
Pissy Britches commented at 10:15 AM~
Charlotte-Thank you...the awning is no big deal..I was just amazed at how it was ripped to shreds! And, yeh, I know things in Africa aren't all that great..I was just being silly.
Mel-You know, I am glad you said that because I have a friend who said she buys one every year too and something always happens to it. I guess we will just sit our asses out in the sun without one next year! You don't like to shoe shop????JEESUS WOMAN!
Adrienne-Thanks for being so understanding. ;) I had ice on my windshield this morning also. I HATE THAT SHIT.
Chickie-No he won't, he will never listen to me!
Dashababy- YOU ARE EXACTLY RIGHT!!!
Kami- Sure you can see the shoes. They are pretty boring black heels but hey..whatever you wanna see you can see. Well most anything.
Monkey-WOULD LOVE TO! But, can't leave my Daddy (Gran Sissy)
RSG-Thank you hooptie. I heart you so very much too! Gwen is still a whore.
Kimmyk- See, I am not the only one with crazy weather stories!! It is insane! Pic of the heels to come.
Katherine-No, not in Texas. In Tennessee.. He was pissed at me for not buying MORE PAIRS is what it is!
It's me- Honey, I love you but you live 1 hour from my house. Don't make me turn around and smack you..oh shit.you don't sit behind me anymore..DAMN!
SFG- A FREAKIN MEN SISTER
Flutter-65 DEGREEESSSS!! IT is colder than that HERE in TENNESSEEEEEEE! ;)-
Random and Odd commented at 1:48 PM~
I blame this on Gwen.
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pack of 2 commented at 2:05 PM~
Aw shit...That sucks so bad.
OK, I'll blame it on Gwen too;)
Shelly-
Pissy Britches commented at 2:29 PM~
It's me: You my dear are IN FUCKING SANE. I am coming to see it..YOU runined your beautiful head of hair.
Tina-FIX HER HAIR!! That is a good idea..he has lots of life insurance.
Kristine-DIDO.
Pack of 2- Gwen is a whore isn't she.
She is a lovely whore though. :)
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