Friday, November 11, 2005
Mortified..Just Fucking Mortified
First and foremost, I fucking suck because I missed SPF. 2 aliens by the name of Ashtin & Spencer have taken over my computer the last few days and I haven't even logged on. Plus after Mr. Pissy came home Wednesday I have been going to bed at about 8:30 every night due to pure fucking exhaustion..SO..I am sorry I haven't been to visit in a few days and I PROMISE I will catch up with you all soon.2nd of all...being the parent of a toddler is a lot of things.
Hard
Messy
Busy
Terrifying
You get the picture..but I never thought I would be mortified. Well when I went to pick my lil shit up at school yesterday I learned just how mortifying it can be.
McKenna is potty training..so they take her several times a day to the potty. Well yesterday everyone in the class is playing and doing what 2 year olds do..EXCEPT FOR MY 2 YEAR OLD.
And what is my 2 year old doing you might ask?
Well, she is standing in the middle of the classroom and pulls her pants down and then her pull up down and pisses right in the middle of the fucking classroom floor. Yes..that is what she did. Then she just looked at her teachers like "what am I doing wrong and why are you laughing at me"
You all realize you are gonna have to help me...help me through all these moments.
Funny yes, but I was still mortified.
15 Comments:
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pack of 2 commented at 9:07 PM~
Ohhhhh that girl of yours...LOL.
A friend of mine told me a story about walking into the living room just in time to see her 2 yr old son with his pants down...grunting...trying to take a shit.......
ON THE CAT!!!
Soooo...at least HE isn't your kid!!!
Gotta give her props for not going in her pants I guess!
Good luck with all that!
Shelly-
Firestarter5 commented at 9:47 PM~
1) LMFAO at shitting on a cat!
2) Lil' Miss Pissy, you keep practicing going pee, but it works better when yer on the toity!
3) Britches, that's one habit you gotta break quick! Even if ya gotta be a wee bit stern with her....-
Elizabeth commented at 10:11 PM~
Hey, did she piss her pants? Nope. Kudos to McKenna.
I am still laughing though.-
Margaret commented at 10:19 PM~
omg...
damn funny...but omg...
peace...-
Kami commented at 8:10 AM~
Wow. Make sure you write that little episode down in her baby book. Wow.
So far the worst my little man has done was pulled out his penis after messing with it for a few minutes and telling my friend, "Candace! Look! It bigger!!"-
Charlotte in Pa commented at 8:30 AM~
She's got the concept down... now we just need to work on location.
Okay - I wouldn't do this for just anyone, but I think you need a smile. Growing up, my sisters (who are quite a bit older) would tell me that when I was potty training, I would go behind the reclining chair in our living room when I needed to poop. For years I had a vision of me pulling down my pants and dropping a deuce on the carpet behind this chair. It wasn't until about 5 years ago that they finally told me I'd go behind there and poop IN MY PANTS because I was afraid of the flushing of the toilet. For all of those years, they let me think I shit on the floor like a dog. Bitches!-
commented at 8:50 AM~
Ok first-yah for McKenna knowing when she's gotta go.
She'll get it figured out. How could ya not laugh Pissy? I woulda fell over.
And uh...Pack of 2? Your friends son? That made me laugh so loud I freaked my dog out!-
Chickie commented at 9:10 AM~
Well, at least she know what to do with her pants when she needs to go. And at least it wasn't poop.
I'm laughing at the mental picture. Kids can be cute even when mortifying!-
Random and Odd commented at 11:21 PM~
I have the same problem with Shaun.
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Pissy Britches commented at 9:36 PM~
I have got to get her potty trained. Bottom line.
I just don't want to!
I know that sounds stupid but I don't mind diapers..it means she is still a baby..plus they don't make fucking panties to fit her!
She is only 22 POUNDS and wears 18 months in clothes even though she is 28 months OLD!-
Random and Odd commented at 10:11 AM~
honey...she's going to grow up. Trust me, I tried the same thing...but Kara looks just silly in the bib I got her this weekend.
*hug*-
Pissy Britches commented at 10:35 AM~
NOOOOOOO!
I don't want her to grow up.
Plllleeeaassseee.
She is my only baby!-
Kathryn commented at 11:30 AM~
I think I told you how I feel about potty training. She'll do it when she's good and ready and not a second before. No reason to stress EVERYONE out by trying to force something that she, and only she will decide to do. Just keep taking her to the potty, offer for her to sit on it, and if she does something, make a big fucking deal out of it, hoot holler, giver her M and M's, whatever.
Buy her some panties, (look in the baby section of Target, they make them in 2T, that'll fit.) Have her wear the panties if she wants, just tell her if she wears them, she'll need to use the potty. Keep it positive, and if she pees on the floor, oh well. Don't sweat it girl, that won't be the worse thing she ever does!
BTW, DD#3 didn't potty train until she was three. One day, she woke up in the morning, said, "I want to wear big girl panties today." I said okay, but you need to use the potty, and that was IT.
Never ONE accident since that day, day or NIGHT, period.
I learned that from making myself crazy with the first two!-
NML/Natalie commented at 2:12 PM~
Gosh what a cute story! Your daughter sounds like an absolute delight. I have no kids but I guess you'll have to get her to attach the concept of #1's & 2's to restin her bum on a potty.
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SouthernChickie commented at 4:15 PM~
So cute,,, and funny. My kids are old, I barely remember the potty training days (THANK THE LORD!!) but I see my 2 yr old neighbor with his peepee out whizzing all over hi mom's flower garden!
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