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Monday, December 26, 2005

I Heart You Bitches!


I hope you bitches had a fabu fucking lous Holiday! Ours was great and now I am tired and grouchy and tired and did I mention I have to go back to work tomorrow. Just like I am sure all of you do too. McKenna spent Christmas with a busted lip which she got last Thursday at daycare. Of course right before Santa pictures and all that jazz. It was busted pretty badly too. Looked real good lemme' tell you.
Well it is all over till next year. My child got so many presents that I literally felt GUILTY. Not all from me of course but it was just so overwhelming for her and I just kept thinking about all the little kiddos who don't get shit and I felt so bad. So, I think I am going to gather up all her old toys and take them to charity. My upstairs attic is packed full of shit that some kid would surely fucking enjoy. She of course never played with half of it.
Gran Sissy was here for XMAS morning and of course you couldn't even walk in my livingroom by the time he got his presents under the tree. It was a fucking MESS. I hope you all had a great one! What did you get???? SHARE SHARE SHARE! Oh yeh, and I got new diamond earrings and a Coach gift certificate to get my fat ass another handbag. I am a whore. A big fucking whore. WHAT DID YOU GET??? or..what was your most favoritist thing you got?????

link | posted by Pissy Britches at Monday, December 26, 2005

9 Comments:

Blogger Firestarter5 commented at 10:22 PM~  

Apparently I'm full of shit and smell like it as well because I got enough boxer shorts and body spray to kill a fucking camel.

Lil' Miss Pissy deserves all the presents she gets, and making a fucking disaster of the living room is her job!

Blogger Kami commented at 10:32 PM~  

We started to tell Nik at Cmas and birthday time, that after he gets all this new shit, to pick out a few toys that he doesn't play with anymore to give to kids that don't get toys like he does. :)

Blogger Tina commented at 6:22 AM~  

Your gonna love this, my husband actually wrote me a poem while at work on a cardboard box then took a box cutter, cut it out, and brought it home to read to me. Something about the beach and walking on it with a beautiful woman. I could only hug him. I got lots of other shit too, but the poem. So cool!

Blogger Kate Giovinco Photography commented at 10:56 AM~  

Wow sounds like Christmas was busy! Lucky Little Miss Pissy! She is so sweet digging through her loot!

I got a bunch of stuff Ipod, Ihome, Candles, cookbooks, jewlery, etc. Oh and my mom gave us money to PAY SOMEONE TO PAINT our living room, dining room and kitchen..woo hoo

Blogger Random and Odd commented at 12:49 PM~  

*singing The Muppets theme song*

Blogger Katy Barzedor commented at 11:00 AM~  

My best present was the jammies my sweetie got for me.

Some comments re: your last post, as I am kinda behind here:

* That bites the big wiener that you can't blogsurf at work, but at least you are smart enough to heed the warning. Those lower in the gene pool will be eliminated because they did not listen as well as you did.
That said, I'd go inSANE if I couldn't blog/surf at work. Well, insaneR.

* Your blogger friend that got bit in the ass: I don't know who you mean, but I feel her pain. I quite often would like to put my foot right up my own ass for telling as many people as I have about my blog. Because of that, there are LOTS of things I would blog that I don't. I just don't need the grief or the people at work pestering me with questions.

* Spouses/significant others who feel blogging is hogging our attention: suck it, mister. Sorry, my Tourette's...
No, really - I can understand where they're comin' from, but...but...but...dammit, don't EVER ask me to give up my blog. I've never stuck with anything this tenaciously in my life, and..and...and I love my blog enough to marry it.
Now, if you could just get the hubby and all the kids to start their own blogs, you'd all be one happy family with your laptops and your typing-filled silences puctuated by gasps, laughter, and shouts of, "Did you see what Kristine wrote about her mom today?"

OK, novella done. Merry Merry Happy Happy Joy Joy, Pissy and Posse!

Blogger Michele in Michigan commented at 4:29 PM~  

What did I get? What did I GET? I got to WORK for 4 fucking nights in a row all through Christmas lol.

It was fine, though, and all the new mommas & babies were fun to take care of.

I WILL be getting an automatic car starter, so I can start my car from inside the hospital so maybe I won't have to scrape so much shit off my windshield up here in Mishigin.

Blogger Random and Odd commented at 3:19 PM~  

*humming the Muppets tune*

Blogger pack of 2 commented at 4:42 PM~  

Hi Pissy~
So gald you had a nice Christmas & got some good stuff!

I miss seeing you around;(

Happy New Year!!!!

Shelly

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