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Thursday, December 01, 2005

Stuff Portrait Friday-My Victim


Meet Ashtin, a.k.a my step daughter. The one that made 4 f's on her report card. The one that makes most of the days I live and have lived in this house very stressful ones. This my bitches, is my victim. She is a punk ass bitch. (I didn't say I didn't love her, I do..dearly..but she is the biggest pain in my ass EVER)

P.S. Mr. Pissy forgot my "material" again today!!!! I promise I will get it up if I can ever get him to remember to bring it home. You will understand soon my bitches, yes you will.

link | posted by Pissy Britches at Thursday, December 01, 2005

14 Comments:

Blogger pack of 2 commented at 9:46 PM~  

Fucking teenager's....what can you do? Shel and I often say (jokingly) that we wish we'd had about eight of them as we watch our friends fight with their teens. It's like they're possessed during those years.

Angie

Anonymous Anonymous commented at 9:56 PM~  

pissy-i've got a mouthy 13 yr old boy-i'm gonna send him down your way for christmas break...

when he's not mouthy no more-you can send him back north.

just dont ask him to take out the trash, or um clean anything, or eat with his mouth shut, or get off his phone cause he'll roll his eyes atcha.

send the girl to my house-she dresses like my 12 yr old daughter. i think they might get along.

meetcha along 75 south-mmmkkay?

Blogger Lori commented at 10:31 PM~  

OMG! You are the 3rd person EVER that I've known to use "punk ass bitch"

Blogger Kami commented at 11:34 PM~  

She looks harmless enough.

Lori, around here, we use "punk ass chump" when speaking about the president.

Blogger Kathryn commented at 11:38 PM~  

oh she looks sweet!


My word verification is wvwax

Blogger pack of 2 commented at 1:22 AM~  

HAHAHA...I was that kid when I was growing up!

Shelly

Blogger Katy Barzedor commented at 7:18 AM~  

Pissy, I just don't know if you could consider this a crime. What you're doing is a favor to your family, to the school district, nay, to the world at large.

Thank you.

Blogger hemlock commented at 10:40 AM~  

My sister is a simliar bioch! She has the sweetest heart deep down, but right now she's telling my dad and step mom to "FUCK OFF" and "STAY OUT OF HER BUSINESS".

Yes folks, she's a real charmer.

Blogger Michele in Michigan commented at 10:51 AM~  

Tell her I said to get her fucking feet off of the couch!

Send her punk ass to ME--I'LL show her PUNK ASS. She will be cryin' to go home with 3 days. I gare-un-tee it! hehehehe

Blogger Michele in Michigan commented at 10:53 AM~  

P.S.: I will then drag her ass up to Bucky's neck o' the woods & the games shall contine. Is that OK, Bucky? hehehe

Blogger Elizabeth commented at 12:01 PM~  

Well, it is well documented that we share the step mother blues. I hope things get better for you and she shuts up in school. On my end, the whole "leave my fucking ass out of it" tactic is working well so far.

Blogger Kate Giovinco Photography commented at 12:59 PM~  

oh man I dont envy dealing with that age!

You are going to heaven!

I remember when I was her age I was a total bitch! But I think I turned out ok thank god my mother didnt kill me. My room looked like that as well as for the F's not that problem.

Good luck!

Does she live with you full time?

Blogger Pissy Britches commented at 2:01 PM~  

Angie- She is totally fucking possessed! It sucks!!

Kimmy-Don't send him here girl, I might commit MURDER..plus Ashtin would just try to kiss him. She is 13 also.

Lori-I LUV that phrase for some reason!

Kami-HARMLESS, ARE YOU CRAZY?? NO, not harmless. Possessed by the DEVIL.

RSG-SWEET...ARE YOU PEOPLE INSANE.

Cass-yes, she looks sweet sometimes but she ain't sweet.

Shelly-I guarantee you were not as bad as her. She has issues. Understandle issues with her mother but still issues non the less. More on that later.

HDL-You pretty much hit the nail right on the head with that.

Bucky-That is a great way to think about it. Who wouldn't want to eat toilet paper for the next 7 months!

Leaf Girl- same here..she tries to act like she can be good but something always gets in her way. It has gotten much MUCH worse in the last couple of months. Like some kind of demon.

MIMichigan-Girl, that ain't my couch, ain't my house..her Grandma would have busted her chops if she would have saw it though. Maybe I should sent that picture to her.

SFGirl-Girl, it works. I have been doing it for over a week now and all is good. Just keep it up.

Flutter-Yes, I was a bitch too when I was her age. I am still a bitch. But she is like a different kinda bitch..like freaky. She is a little out there.
I love her but she is out there.

Blogger dashababy commented at 10:11 AM~  

Pissy, I am noticing that she has grown in the year that I have been reading your blog. She is so pretty and it's funny to me that even tho she is not your daughter, she looks like you.

I would not want to be a teenager again for a million dollars, especially these days.
My room looked very similar to that when I was her age except, I had David Cassidy wallpapered everyfuckingwhere.

kimmyk, I love your snowman. Too cute!

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