Friday, December 02, 2005
This Is The Biggest FUCK EVER
I am so fucked.
I am really, really so fucked.
I hope not but I just can't believe this is happening. I was not ready! I mean I should have been ready. She is 13. It is time but I am not ready. It is not all about me is it?
Remember the little girl in the last post that was "my victim"..well, she is not so little anymore.
I come home today to a tampon laying on my sink. Well, I know it ain't mine. I ain't had to worry about a period in a long time so I ask Mr. Pissy why he had been playing with my tampons. He says "Honey, I love to play with them but I didn't do it this time..I suggest you talk to my daughter about that"... That is when the freak out starts.
Me: Open door of Ashtin's room. Say Ashtin are you playing with my tampons?
Ashtin: Face turns red...tears start.
Me: What, what is the matter???
Ashtin: I started my period yesterday. I am so embarassed.
Me: WHAT, WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY.
Ashtin: I started my period yesterday...
Me: OH MY GOD, OKAY..well there is nothing to be embarassed about. Are you OK? Where did you start? Home or school? Do you feel ok? Are you cramping?
Ashtin: School yesterday. It stopped today though.
Me: Ok, well it is ok. Everything is fine. No worries. Big hug..crying stops..done.
Do you realize what that means???
Now she can GET PREGNANT.
I am so fucked!
HELP ME!
17 Comments:
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Chickie commented at 9:19 PM~
I am so glad there are only boys living with me. We only have to worry about their dicks. You however, get to worry about all the dicks. Oh goody.
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Margaret commented at 9:31 PM~
birth control. now. :)
its ok hun...as long as the communication lines are open, things will be fine...
peace...-
Katy Barzedor commented at 10:30 PM~
Hey, she got off easy. One day her first time? Ha! And some of us didn't even wait until we were 13 (or 12) to start.
That said, you are still pretty much fucked. ;)-
Kate Giovinco Photography commented at 10:51 PM~
Oh my you are so in for it with that one!
The first time you get it it is so ackward and horrible!-
pack of 2 commented at 11:16 PM~
Maybe she will bat for my team & you won't have to worry about her getting preg...um...nevermind:)
Shelly-
commented at 8:26 AM~
awww Pissy!!
I'm dreading the day my 12 yr old tells me she's started. But it would explain why Ashtin in so hormonal...poor lil thing.
Nice that Mr Pissy just sorta shoved that one off on you though huh? Now comes the big talk of ...well everything.
I remember when my neice started this summer (she's 15 and just starting...) she thought starting your period was a one time thing. One time-no more. She was completely crushed knowing it was going to last for the next 40 years. Wouldn't it be nice-have your period only when you wanna get preggers and be done??? Ahhh to dream.
Good luck Pissy girl....I'm secretly there with ya.-
dashababy commented at 10:20 AM~
At least she didn't ask for assistance in using the tampon. Now thats awkward.
And whats up with that fucked up uterus? You flat out scared me!-
pack of 2 commented at 1:21 PM~
Poor kid. Welcome to years and years of cramps and spending money on tampons!
Angie-
Kathryn commented at 3:39 PM~
Poor Ashtin the sweet thing. You should do something nice for her, I remember my stepfather bought me chocolate eclairs when I got my first period, that was such a nice thing to do.
LBCG's daughter is TEN and she has her period every TWENTY TWO DAYS!!!
Yes you heard me right, she's TEN!-
Susie commented at 11:29 PM~
Oh, I like RSG's idea. Celebrate, and make her dad celebrate it with her, too. Tell her it just means that her body's working right, and that when she's all grown up and MARRIED she can probably have babies. The closer she is to her dad during these years, the less likely she is to get pregnant. You're not fucked. As long as she doesn't. Fuck, I mean.
Or, you could kill her with toilet paper. That's another way to go.-
S commented at 11:55 PM~
Ugg, something I will have to worry about in 13 or so years. GREAT.
I feel for her, getting the "period" was pretty traumatic for me. I hope she is okay!-
Kami commented at 8:23 AM~
Poor thing! Tell her that boys are horribly nasty creatures, and show her where the condoms are.
OMG.
Poor you guys.-
Elizabeth commented at 8:53 AM~
And let the hormone raging begin.
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Rawk Star commented at 10:55 AM~
Wow, well...hm...as a 20 year old girl who didn't have sex until she was 18, here's my advice for you:
-Be her stalker & freak the shit out of her about every guy she ever even talks about. Accuse her of having sex and freak out about her getting pregnant. It'll freak her out enough to wait...I hope. It sure freaked my ass out. Until I moved to college...-
Pissy Britches commented at 4:27 PM~
She does not have a good relationship with anyone in this house except McKenna.
It is impossible when she is a total grouch ass all the time. At least this period thing explains the grouchyness a little more.-
Evel commented at 12:13 AM~
I feel for you. Sometimes I thank God that I have a boy. After all I only have to worry about one boy, you have to worry about ALL the boys.
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Evel commented at 12:15 AM~
Oh, and for God's sake, get her on the pill. If nothing else it will regulate her periods and save her from having really painfull times of the month.
And oh yeah, your fucked.
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