20 Comments:

 Anonymous commented at 6:50 PM~  

I find it very hard to believe you're mean.

You got an sour cream for those nachos? Pass me one.

 Mama Duck commented at 6:59 PM~  

The candidate is probably a bitch anyway.

 Kami commented at 7:48 PM~  

Mama Duck is right. Skinny, 20-year-old blondes are bitches.

You are way hotter than she is. I just know this.

 Kate Giovinco Photography commented at 9:16 PM~  

Wow I cant imagine you are bitchy!

But I hate 20 year old skinny blondes...biotch!

 Renee commented at 10:13 PM~  

I don't smoke anymore but i could go for one right now...

 Renee commented at 10:13 PM~  

Oh yeah, i could also go for some doritos!YUMMMM

 Kathryn commented at 10:20 PM~  

You are NOT fat.
You are NOT ugly.
We all smoke too much,
and 20 year old skinny bitches don't have nothin to offer no one.

Besides, take it from this lesbian, I like a woman with "substance!!!!"

 SuburbanMom commented at 10:59 PM~  

That's good you didn't hire her. I'm sure she was a total bitch.

And you don't want anyone to upstage you ;)

 SuburbanMom commented at 11:00 PM~  

Wow, I just reread that -- you know I was kidding...right? :)

 pack of 2 commented at 1:50 AM~  

Ok...I've never seen you in person but you look just fine to me from the picture we have.
Now, pass us them biscuits & gravy GURLLLLL!!! I so miss that Southern cookin...We are jealous. Do you love fried okra??? We love that shit...can't find it too often in Portland.

We quit smokin on New Year but we have both cheated...twice. Once with RSG...She tried to stop us from doing it but she nearly got mugged when we took the cigarettes from her...LOL!! There ain't no stoppin two chicks who hadn't smoked in almost two weeks!

I know what you mean about your attitude...I have the same "edge" to me...shit just pisses me off & gets really under my skin. When it happens...I do need to get bitchy with someone.
It's like I "run otta nice."

LOL!

Shelly

 Katy Barzedor commented at 10:12 AM~  

Awwww, Pissy...
You see how everyone hearts you? I'll bet even blonde skinny young bitch would heart you, given the chance.
But nothing says you have to heart her back.

If you quit smoking? TOTALLY worth it. I'm finishing month 7 smoke free, and I am SO glad I quit.

And here's a big pat on the back (or wherever) for those of you who've quit for your new year's resolutions. It will get better, we swears on the precioussss!

 Elizabeth commented at 10:47 AM~  

Holy shit, I think we are twins that were split at birth. I generally feel the same way.

And it's easy to be skinny at 20 and she probably has genes that will make her that way. However if she is hired, you can force feed her nachos and then take candid shots of her growing cellulite.

 Anonymous commented at 11:35 AM~  

Pissy, you HAB, you might /feel/ that way, but you are definitely not fat, definitely a cutie patootie, definitely not fat, and well, yeah, anyone who smokes is smoking too much, and I should know because I smoke. As for crappy food, what can we do...it TASTES better than celery! However, those snap pea pods in a bag are pretty tasty....I eat them for a snack after I've had a snack ;-)

I like SFG's idea to force feed the blonde beyotch some nachos - hehehe. Maybe you can make her believe that nachos with sour cream will make her boobs grow ;-)

 Random and Odd commented at 12:08 PM~  

Yeah, I had to wear a hat the whole time because everytime I took my hair down she would go for my throat.

I love pissy, but she's a bad ass!

 Zoe commented at 12:48 PM~  

I think it is sometimes normal to feel all that, Pissy! Goodness knows it happens to the best of us.

By the way... thanks for the dinner idea- I'm thinking refried beans with enchilada sauce, cheese and onions and a big ol bag of chips. I'll have to make seperate bowls of the layer dip- I might put tomato in mine so I can justify the sour cream I'll top it off with.

Don't forget how chocolate makes everything better.

As for the smoking- well- I live with a smoker and I know it's gotta be a horrible monkey on your back- but you will quit when you're ready.

:-)

 Pissy Britches commented at 2:39 PM~  

Thanks my honeys.
Ya'll are so sweeeet to me.

I like to smoke..that is my problem. I will quit though..I have quit before. I am just not ready.
One thing at a time grasshoppa.
;)

 Tammy commented at 4:10 PM~  

I'm going to start exercising and eating right too.

Tomorrow. Yea. Tomorrow is good.

 Charlotte in Pa commented at 9:19 AM~  

We heart you, Pissy! In the words of the accomplished Christina Aguilera (yeah, right)... "You are beautiful... in every single way...."

 dashababy commented at 10:36 AM~  

Hey, we all love to smoke otherwise Philip Morris and his buttbuddy RJ wouldnt be so filthy stinkin' rich!
Sorry, it's the oxygen talkin'.

 dashababy commented at 10:39 AM~  

Oh yeah, and you are not fat and ugly! You are very pretty. I love you so stop talkin' about yourself that way.
And new people suck in general, no matter what size or color of their hair.

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