42 Comments:

 Kate Giovinco Photography commented at 8:30 AM~  

Wow I am first!

 Kate Giovinco Photography commented at 8:32 AM~  

Ok now to the comment.

No Fucking Way...you have got to be kidding me on spelling belated that way...HA HA HA

Well happy belaided birthday to Mr. Pissy!
Glad you were able to post today!

 Renee commented at 8:44 AM~  

Now that is some funny shit! I am not relaly surprised either since I once lived in M-boro and all!lol

Kev is not southern and he laughs at me for saying something tickled me. Like, oh that baby just tickles me pink!lol

 dashababy commented at 9:10 AM~  

Ha! Renee, I say that too.

Pissy, this is just too fucking precious. I love it.

 Kami commented at 9:41 AM~  

OMG.

That is fucking hilarious.

 hemlock commented at 10:19 AM~  

Yikes.

That's like the cake that my faculty got for one of the profs yesterday. His name is Han. They put "Congratulations Ham" on the cake.

Dumb asses.

One of the admins broke a piece off the M to make an N.

 Michele in Michigan commented at 10:28 AM~  

LMFAO!

To answer your questions:

1. The cake decorators have only been taught the speling of a few words. Since "belated" is usually found in a card, they cake decorators were not informed of its proper spelling.

2. Why does a place that makes a gazillion cakes a year misspell that shit? Because it's WALMART. They don't pay shit. So they hire a lotta unedumacated pippas.They oppress their workers and have them working on a 3 mile long cake conveyor type thingy without dictionaries or pee breaks.

3. And the final reason is that the old lady who wrote "belaided" was trying to get a little sumpin sumpin from Gran Sissy. Too bad she didn't know he was gay. She might have alluded to the "birthday cock" she was decorating for him ;)

my word verification: awrouuo

lolol

 Anonymous commented at 10:31 AM~  

lmao
I can't believe that!

y'know walmart also won't make a cake that says "happy birthday fucker!"
trust me...

 Elizabeth commented at 11:50 AM~  

I'm sorry, I am still laughing.

 Nap Queen commented at 11:53 AM~  

OH. MY. GAAAAWWWWWDDDD! That is unfuckingbelieveable. No way. No way. That hurts my brain. Make it stop. I would have SO given them an English lesson right there in Wal-Fart.

 Nap Queen commented at 11:54 AM~  

Oh, and I, too, have been kidnapped by my tv. I love dancing with the stars. I think Miss Keebler had an unfair advantage.

 The Q commented at 12:02 PM~  

You have got to be shitting me! That is hilarious. I think that's so funny that Gran Sissy thought to keep the cake for the laughter producing potential.

Your whole family is way too funny!

Have a great weekend

 Kelly commented at 12:19 PM~  

Oh that's classic! I'm glad he had the sense of humor to keep it!

 pack of 2 commented at 12:44 PM~  

HAHHAHAHA!!! Unbelievable!!!!

Too funny!!!

Shelly

 Madam Grizzle commented at 1:30 PM~  

Well....Its freakin' Walmart!

But, I dont care if they pay you $4.50 a freakin hour, of they pay you $12.50, anyone who has graduated the 6th grade should be able to spell belated, and no one should be paying you anything to do shoddy work like that...the chick should be on the street with a sign begging for money, because nobody should employ such a dolt!!
These people dont deserve jobs, they are too stupid!

This is where our country is headed, there is nothing but idiots out there, and the kids these days just keep getting stupider, and we are letting them!!!!

I avoid Walmart at all cost, not only because they are a huge, money grubbing corporate monster that sells cheap crap that breaks in two days, but mostly I avoid it because, I dont like being in there. The shoppers are nothing but, overwieght, ignorant slobs, scourge of the earth, and I dont want to be exposed to thier screaming kids with chocolate smeared all over thier faces, and the spare tire hanging out from under the tank top of the 12 year old girl, as she waddles down the chip isle.

Sorry about the rant....stupid people really bother me.

 Tammy commented at 1:32 PM~  

Holy shit. I cannot believe that. If your only job is fucking cake decorating, you should be able to spell the only fucking words that go on a cake! Nobody is asking you to spell Rocket Science. It's just Belated. Moron!

Oh, and why is Master P still on that show and Tatum O' Neal is not?

 Unknown commented at 1:53 PM~  

Oh.

My.

God.

Doesn't Wal-Mart sell dictionaries? Couldn't the cake person have walked her ass to the book section to look it up?

Why bother for those wages, I suppose.

Cheers-

 Steph commented at 2:52 PM~  

OMG..THATS FUNNY SHIT ! SAD SHIT..but funny ! By the way I get made fun of my Nebraska husband for saying "Bless his heart" all the time...Im a TEXAS gal here. I love your blog by the way.

 SuburbanMom commented at 3:26 PM~  

Too funny.

Sadly, that's why they are working at walmart.

 Fightin' Mad Mary commented at 3:30 PM~  

Was it her first day?
I hate shopping at Wal-Mart
I hate feeling like I need a shower when I leave Wal-Mart.
It's the most dirty, disorganized, and disgusting store on earth.

I have to link to this from my blog and tell others!

 Crabby commented at 4:42 PM~  

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha! I am so book-marking you on my page.

Oh man. That is priceless! Wallmart has gone and hired my best friend's cousin Bubba. And here nobody thought he'd ever amount to anything.

 Anonymous commented at 5:47 PM~  

Maybe she thought he didn't get laid on his birthday and now he did.? maybe? i'm just tryin' to help the dumbass out a bit.

I say bless his/her heart all the time. That's not hiljack-ish. You're good to go Pissy girl....I still heart your crazy ass...

Hope Mr Pissy had a good birthday!

 butterstar commented at 6:14 PM~  

So did he get to be-laid-ed for his birthday? hmm?

 Robin commented at 6:21 PM~  

OMG -- I'm just dying on the floor laughing right now. I clicked over here from Kami's place, and I'm SO glad I did. You crack me up!

 Sheila commented at 6:43 PM~  

OMG! That is hysterical...another reason why i HATE Wal-Mart!

 Deodand commented at 7:11 PM~  

As I started reading this post I thought to myself, "Now I would take that cake home so we could laugh ourselves sick over it." I'm glad someone else thought the same thing.

 pack of 2 commented at 8:43 PM~  

OMG! What a fucking dumbass that decorated that cake! I'm just hoping that it wasn't the person who normally does it and that it was a "fill in" person.

Angie

 Torie commented at 9:50 PM~  

Oh my goodness - that is horrible. I'm an English major - I admit I don't always spell perfectly, and I often ignore grammar on my blog (basically because it is just a blog thus I don't have to be my normal grammar freak self about everything), but that is just ridiculous. Good thing you have a sense of humor. I would have gone off on someone, and sat them down for a spelling and penmanship lesson.

 Anonymous commented at 9:52 PM~  

What idiots!!! That's hysterical!!! I think I'd have gone off on someone though...

 Kathryn commented at 1:59 AM~  

That is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen.

OMG, that is funny.

Happy Birthday Mr. Pissy!

Hope you got laid.

 Random and Odd commented at 4:10 AM~  

Holy Fucking Shit.

I laughed so hard I hurt something.

 Deadly Female commented at 5:39 AM~  

Oh my! That cake is just too amusing for words!

*sighs* I so want to watch Dancing With The Stars! I get weekly updates but it's just not enough and I hear that Tia Carrere is looking rather good....

 Chickie commented at 8:52 AM~  

Getting the cake with that spelling would make it being late okay if it was me.

I had a cake with "Congratulations, Asshole" on it and they wrapped the front of it in brown paper before they'd let me pay.

 Kami commented at 9:56 AM~  

KYLZ! Tia Carrera! SHe's hot.

www.justfuckinggoogleit.com

Love you.

 Tina commented at 11:19 AM~  

I don't know why I am commenting, it took me like 45 minutes to scroll down to the bottom of all the comments. Your like a comment collecting whore....
But, did the wal-mart crack whore cake decorator graduate from a school in Franklin, cause that is how I spell shit too. That bitch could be my cousin you HAB....

 SassyFemme commented at 6:22 PM~  

OMG! That is too freakin' funny!!!

 Pissy Britches commented at 6:33 PM~  

Holy fucking shit.
I go to Dickson with Lil' Miss Pissy for 1 night to spend the night with Gran Sissy and come back to all you nuts. 40+ comments..when the fuck has that ever happend?
You all crack my shit up..
I heart you.

 Pissy Britches commented at 6:46 PM~  

And how and the fuck did I manage to misspell WAL-MART..Wal-Mary?
What the fuck..
That is exactly what I get for fucking making fun of that old crusty cake decorator.

 Whyme commented at 10:27 PM~  

HOLY CRAP! WAY Funny!

 Summer commented at 8:02 PM~  

LOVE the cake! Love the Blog.

 Pissy Britches commented at 7:30 PM~  

What the fuck is up with that place.
What am I thinking..they can do whatever the fuck they want.
It is Wal Mart.
Fuckers.

 Torrie commented at 11:15 AM~  

Ahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

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